Short Bits 4

Woah! Those Toes!

CAPSLOCKE
"Now i don't know what is more disqueting, the 4-toed statue, or THAT"

Goony123
In an effort to regain Sayid's confidence, Rousseau shows him the location of the ultra-secret seventh Dharma Station - The Snatch.

captainaeon
After weeks of struggling to escape the island, Sayid realizes he must face the agony of de-feet...

captainaeon
Sayid thinks--That blonde I planted has started to sprout...

Goony123
Sayid: "No, you idiot. Eko's stick said 'lift up your eyes and look north.'"

llanoestacada
Sayid: Somehow, I don't remember that page in my Kama Sutra.

LncshrLassinMI
Sayid (Gymnastics Judge): Sorry, I will have to deduct 25 points for that landing........next!

marbalbc
Britney, you forgot your panties again.

MissingPlane
..oh no,,,the Sickness is spreading,,,the dreaded Ostritch Disease!!

MissingPlane
..okay! okay!...very good ..now move your right leg just a little to the left and we'll see if we can pick up BBC London..

PoeFan1
Sayid: "Ummm, Shannon? You're supposed to put the surfboard in the water before you start paddling out."

zenmaster5280
...Something happens and Im head over heels
I never find out till Im head over heels
Something happens and Im head over heels
Ah dont take my heart
Dont break my heart
Dont throw it away...

The Pigs Are Walking Edition

captainaeon
Arzt--'...And this is a great counter move if your opponent uses the hand-on-nose block when you try to poke him in the eyes with the basic forward thrusting peace sign attack. Remember to preface this move with the phrase "A wise-guy, eh?"'
Arzt teaches Kate some useful 'Stooge-fu' moves.

CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts
"It's about this long, OK? It's fat, round and very, very sweaty. You have to grab it with both hands, but be gentle with it. If you yank it and jerk it too hard, things are gonna get very messy. You also need to remember.......uh, what are you doing? Dammit, woman, why are you trying to unzip my pants? I'm trying to teach you how to handle dynamite."

lostcrazy815
"Say Razzle Dazzle again. I dare you. I am this close from burying you alive."

silverhalo1217
Arzt: This is about how long my character will be on the show. Your character, Nikki? Eh, not so long.

JustMech
"Have you seen Sayid's? They're long and GROSS!

Surpise!
LncshrLassinMI
"Surprise! Daddy is here to stay with us for a month!"

lockesladyluv
Someday we'll be able to afford a patch to cover that eye that you LOST.....