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I think everyone loves my new prescription glasses. Number 1 told me they made my eyes look bluer then normal. I didn't let her know that with these new glasses I can see her naked when ever I want.
MissingPlane
..Alex,,I'd like " Escaping Time and Space" for 400 dollars please...
LncshrLassinMI
Carl: I thought this game was "Lost in Space".......not "Lost and Spaced".
suckr4luv
These are the Super X-Ray Vision glasses I sent in 100 boxtops for?
wednesdayworld
Arghh! I didn't check the clock to see if it worked before I sat down in this chair. Orange you glad it wasn't Lost?
cmsmith68
better like this or better like this?
cmsmith68
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Lost Luggage Edition
hatch_n_sniff
Rose: Slow down Charlie, this is the longest scene I get in like THREE years.
gwenniesgrannie
Sorry you were misdirected, ma'am. The deluxe suite is this way.
042078
Rose: And I'm teeeeellllling you...I'm not going...
Charlie: Yes, Rose. You ARE going. I missed my chance with Driveshaft...I will NOT miss my chance to make it as a Dreamgirl!
wednesdayworld
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rosebud!
Shangri_La_
"Charlie why do I have to hide these coconuts in my blouse.? Can't we put them on your sled thing"
JustMech
"Alright, so the Jamaican bobsled team didn't do so well. I still say that we have a shot at the mixed doubles luge title if we practice!"
bringingSazyback
Charlie: Rose, you've always got a cheerful attitude, and I just complain and whine all the time. How do you do it?
Rose: Living is easy with eyes closed.
Charlie: I'll have to remember that.
Do These Pants Make My...
meeps_r_us
You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your right footWHOOOOOAAA!!!!
silverhalo1217
"Are you looking at my bum? You dirty bum looker." - said in best Mike Myers british accent.
MissingPlane
FBI School, Special Agent Level 1
Forced Entry Training Module,
Slide #7: WHAT NOT TO DO
................a) Expose large portion of buttock in entryway
................b) Close eyes
................c) point gun away from area being entered
................d) go barefoot!
(next slide)
CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts
Jack: Look out Desmond, I'm about to turn the lower part of this boat into the poop deck.
captainaeon
Jack prepares to use his silent-but-deadly secret weapon...
LIONARTist
BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPFFFFTTT
wednesdayworld
"Eeeeekkkk, a mouse!"
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