Helluva Jesus

wednesdayworld
Paint this one, Norman Rockwell.

LIONARTist
Momma: "Oh stop it, Hoogo. Last time this happened your head spun around and you spit pea soup. Remember? That's how you got your nickname"

Daddio_of_4
- Dave's not as um.... como se dice.... grande like your father but he's been there for me these last 17 years

TheresaFallsUpTheStairs
"you put your hands together when you pray hugo!

Empty_Cans
Hurley: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, mum the Heroin is only in the Virgin Mary Statues, not the Golden Jesus ones.

knockout Ned
Hurley: I DONT WANNA HEAR ABOUT TACO NIGHHHHHHT!!!!

Special Long Caption Award:

042078
Cheech:
I never thought my life could be
Anything but catastrophe
But suddenly I begin to see
A bit of good luck for me

'Cause I've got a golden jesus
I've got a golden twinkle in my eye

I never had a chance to shine
Never a happy song to sing
But suddenly half the world is mine
What an amazing thing

'Cause I've got a golden jesus

[Spoken]
It's ours, Hurley!

[Sung]
I've got a golden sun up in the sky

I never thought I'd see the day
When I would face the world and say
Good morning, look at the sun
I never thought that I would be
Slap in the lap of luxury
'Cause I'd have said:

Hurley:
It couldn't be done

Cheech:
But it can be done

I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasy
But nevertheless, it's there that I'm
Shortly about to be

Hurley and Cheech and Mom:
'Cause I've got a golden jesus
I've got a golden chance to make my way
And with a golden jesus, it's a golden day

Cheech:
[Spoken]
Good morning, look at the sun!

Hurley and Cheech:
[Sung]
'Cause I'd have said,
It couldn't be done

Cheech:
But it can be done

I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasy
But nevertheless, it's there that I'm
Shortly about to be

'Cause I've got a golden jesus
Mom, Cheech and Hurley:
'Cause I've got a golden jesus
I've got a golden chance to make my way
And with a golden jesus, it's a golden day