Physician, Shave Thyself

cmsmith68
since he's been off the island, jack has started dressing like each of the Others. Today he is Tom.

bringingSazyback
Crappy directions....I don't see the American Idol auditions anywhere.

FrontRowFlurry
"Damn Cheech, where are you"
(Jack channeling Tommy Chong)

cmsmith68
Jack still hasn't learned the art of 'rolling' and driving at the same time..

hatch_n_sniff
"Mr. Sheppard, this is ON STAR. We see you've been in an accident but our records indicate you died three years ago and again next year."

llanoestacada
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.......

cmsmith68
One of these is matfoxlver's house.....

back_gammon
Jack cruises LA night and day searching for Bea Arthur's house.

llanoestacada
Jack: "Yea, I'll have 2 super tacos, a large onion ring, an Orange Juice......"
Jack: "Could you repeat that?"

Skookums
jack: "christ, i can't believe i'm going to be late for my own funeral...."

NiceGuy Eddie
"hello, my name is Jack, I was a doctor, a leader, and survivor of a plane crash, now I'm Jack-sqwat, 38 years old, divorced, on a steady diet of government cheese, and I live in a van down by the river!"

ALDILA
I can't believe they were out of the Groucho glasses and mustache.

hellolost
Jack the suicide bomber stalks his prey

gretchielost
Oh, sure, they say, if you want drugs go to the docks, they say. Just make a left at the stoplight, they say. I'm going to find it without directions, or my name isn't Jack Sparrow!

lockesladyluv
i' sorry mr steering wheel... would you repeat that please??? and give me adouble borbon while you're at it....

LIONARTist
Naw, Billy Joe Bob said thet the 24 hour hardware store would hev the part fer mah still. He done said it were 2 blocks down on the left after ya done went 3 miles paist the Suwanee Swifty, after ya turnt right on the street with the Huddle house.......dadburnit! Or was thet LEFT on the street with the Huddle House? Wish ah head me wonna them thar fancy cell phones ta call Billy Joe Bob and git them directions agin.

bringingSazyback
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Ben emerges from the adult video store.

There he is!

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