Karl's in Charge Edition

talkswithhands
Hurley sets up his invisible piano. But much to the chagrin of the other Losties, Karl tries to use his position as new guy in camp to call dibs on air guitar.

The_Victims
Karl: and thats what happened on the season finale of Heroes, crazy stuff eh?

llanoestacada
Danielle thinking: "She spends 16 years on this island and this is the best she can come up with?"

OhioRob2
Carl =And they gave me a paper cut right on my johnson!!

JustMech
He hulas among us, but he is not one of us.

grannieindisguise
Danielle (thinking): This is Alex's boyfriend??!? I should have gone after her long ago...

JustMech
Hurley: "Whoa Dude! Island ghost stories are even scarier than ones in Korean!!"

kharma_bites
Karl:
The Cabbage Patch dance?
Hurley:
Yeah Dude! It's easy! Look...just put your hands out in front of you like this.
Karl:
Like this?
Rose:
sighing and shaking her head
White people.

Richards_Eyeliner
Karl: "...and then they wanted me to wear eyeliner!"

hatch_n_sniff
HURLEY: Dude, show us again how Ben humped the invisible guy Jacob. Wooow, that is just so wrong.

MingoLeger
Karl reveals to the camp that the horse was indeed constipated.

zenmaster5280
Karl: My People, they’re coming. They heard about Sawyer’s luau and...
Hurley: Oh we're going to a Hookie Lau
A Hookie, Hookie, Hookie, Hookie, Hookie Lau
Everybody loves a Hookie Lau
Where the mau-mau eats the pau-pau at the big luau.
Throw those nets out into the sea
And all the oma-oma come swimming to me
Cuz we're going to a Hookie Lau,
A Hookie, Hookie, Hookie, Hookie, Hookie Lau!

MingoLeger
Karl: Guess what I just saw Ben and Tom doing!
Hurley: Whoa dude!
Rose: Oh God, not before breakfast.

JustMech
You gotta swing your hips now
Come on baby, jump up, jump back

MingoLeger
Karl tells the group that George is on the loose again.

ALDILA
OK , Hurley, Sayid and Jack you're shirts, Rose and Danielle you're skins. (Where's Kate and Sun).

Tinky815
Rose: Hurley, breathe through your mouth! Breathe through your mouth like the rest of us!

cmsmith68
Hurley:
came to get down
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around
Jump around
Jump around
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump
Jump
Jump
Jump
Jump
Jump
Jump
JUmp
Jump
JUmp
JUmp
Jump
Jump
Jump
Jump
JUmp
Jump

cmsmith68
Bernard: Why was Jack photoshopped over me?

talkswithhands
Bernard: Arrogant spinal surgeons! We, dentists, don't get any respect!

hatch_n_sniff
"Count Hugo commands Karl to WALK."

rememberGoodwin
The Losties react with shock and dismay when Karl tells them he's now a regular on the show and will be taking some of their air time.

silverhalo1217
Karl: Come on Jack, join in with everyone else!
*singing* You put your right arm in, you take your right arm out, you put your right arm in and you shake it all about"
side note - The look on Danielle's face in this picture is priceless! LOL

Goony123
Karl: "Okay Jack, I showed you mine, now let's see yours."
Hurley: "Dude, you do know that's a vajayjay, don't you?"

CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts
Jack: She looks kind of familiar, like maybe she's an extra or something. Does anyone remember who this black lady is?
Danielle: Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh......
Hurley: Hmmmmmm.....dude.....uhm, no.
Sayid: Isn't she....uhm...whatshername?
Carl: Yeeeaaaah.....hmmmmm....
Rose: ::thinking::I know they're all talking about me. That's OK, I'll just make the best of it. Just as soon as I remember what their names are. Hmmmmmm........

AlTandlost
Karl: I......I......I just pooted.......
Sayid: Ewww! that is disgusting! what a pig!
Rouesso: *STUNNED*
Hurley: Get that pooty away from me!!!
Jack: Was it from the burritos?
Rose: Whats that smell? It smells like burritos

CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts
Carl: What's going on guys?
Sayid: Hurley told us that he has never touched a woman's b00bs before. We paralyzed Danielle with one of the Medusa spiders so Hurley can cop a feel while she is unable to move.
Jack: Oh, man. I love b00bies. You know how when you grab a woman's b00bs and they feel like bags of sand?
Rose: Alright Jack, you just get in line behind Hurley and wait your turn.

dharma4815
jack: since you're...new here, i'll have you know that you're in MY spot. People are supposed to listen ME. I am the center of attention, I get the most flashbacks, and I get the highest salary!
Rose thinking: I'm gettin' outa here before this gets ugly.
Hurley: Dude, not a good idea.
Sayid: I like you already.

justacoolguy36
Karl: so apparently, Vincent IS Jacob!!
Hurley: whoa dude, I just noticed your zipper is down!
Rose: weren't you even paying attention to what he just said?!

The_Victims
Karl: sorry guys, got some bad news. You guys are gonna have to find something to do for 8 months because your next season wont start till January and were only doing 16 episodes a year for the next three years, after that, you guys are gonna have to find other jobs. sorry. no hard feelings...right?