kharma_bites
Sawyer: Ben must have one fat cat...check out the size of this Meow Mix, Freckles.
Bea Arthur Pancake Breakfast Edition
Goony
"That's the last time I put syrup on my pancakes before going down on Bea Arthur!"
Rygc
Yes, it's me, John Lithgow. And I just realized that the beard was not fake................ow, that's gonna leave a scar!!!
marbalbc
Wax on! Wax off!
Rygc
Wow, Veet really works on facial hair, too! Doesn't hurt a bit!
hatch_n_sniff
"I don't know about Aunt Bea, but Mrs. Hawking won't have to shave the next time she goes to the beach."
MingoLeger
Tom: Damn flying squirrels!!!!
lockesladyluv
nair leaves you smooth as a baby's butttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rememberGoodwin
So Ben just comes along and says Jacob said 'no beards allowed' and Tom just rips his off. I really don't think I can do this.
llanoestacada
Tom: "Could somebody come over here and help me get this damn weasel off my face!"
CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts
OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!! Kelly Clarkson!!!
(40 year old virgin reference, if you didn't know)
MeSlapMeThrowSawyerInMyBed
Tom: "It sucks getting old. First your hair falls out, then you have to carry your stones on a rope."
hatch_n_sniff
Tom's just getting started as leader of "Ben's Boys," All Male Revue.
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