CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts Charlie: So why are we living on this tropical island again?
Sawyer: Think about it. Two gay men and a baby? It was either here or San Francisco.
Charlie: So why didn't we move to San Fransisco then?
Sawyer: I'd rather live here where we don't have to worry about all that dark smog. That stuff is bad for your health.
Charlie: So I guess you didn't hear what happened to Eko, did you?
Sazyga Sawyer: Claire needs to quit breastfeeding that kid. He takes it much too seriously.
Charlie: Lay off, he's only a baby.
Sawyer: You see the hole he chewed in my shirt, Mary Poppins?
zenmaster5280 Sawyer: "...Sure it's all fun and games when he's asleep, but just wait until he needs his nappy changed..."
zenmaster5280 Carlton and Damon's Plot twist: Lost - Two and Half Men
carl_the_irishman Sawyer: Damn shade! Can't see my magazine!
Charlie: No, it's good. I dont want the baby getting burned.
Sawyer: *looks up* - oh, it's just Hurley walking past.
Foinbean Sawyer..." And the exhaust valve was depressed,,so Aaall the nasty gases were freed and went down the exhaust pipe where they met the catalytic converter fairy and were magically changed into non toxiic emmissions..
Charlie.." Keep It Up Sawyer..its workin ,,its workin.."
Sazyga Sawyer: Did you hear that?
Charlie: My log says there is evil in the woods.
Foinbean Sawyer....Nope!...nothing in here about swaddeling!
CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts Charlie: Yes Sawyer, I know that the sound of your voice is the only thing that soothes Aaron to sleep, but don't you have anything to read besides Penthouse Forum?
lockesladylilac who would have thought that having sex with him could have produced such a beautiful bundle of joy?
Foinbean ...Charlie.." Hush little baby, now don't you cry,,,Charlie's gonna sing you a Drive shaft lullaby.."
..Sawyer,," Thank you Mr Charlie, we'll let you know by phone...NEXT!"
captainaeon Sawyer: Whew! That smell! Which one of you needs his diaper changed?
Charlie: I don't wear a diaper!
Sawyer: I saw that commercial you made, Lil' Buddy...
Charlie: Oh...
CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts Charlie: Damn it Sawyer, no wonder he's crying. Is that Anne Coulter's latest book your reading aloud? Put that away.
Sazyga Sawyer: "Over hill, over dale, thorough bush, thorough brier, over park, over pale......uh.......thorough flood, thorough fire, Idowandereverywhere, swifter than the....moon's sphere, and I serve, and I serve....the......"
Charlie: "the Fairy Queen". Keep practicing. Shakespeare On The Beach starts tomorrow!
Sawyer: Can't I auction off wenches or something? Why can't you play the damn fairy?
Charlie: Well, I am English........
Mrs_Sawyer_
Charlie...."Sawyer what does the dang thing say"
Sawyer...." It says .....Ill feed it, and burp it , but I sure aint changing it! Looks like a job for you, Mr. Mom."
Sazyga Charlie: Did you say thank you to Uncle Sawyer for letting us hide in here? Did you? Cootchie cootchie! He's a nice man, isn't he. Yes he is. Kate will never find us in here. I am the Hide and Go Seek champion! Yes I am....numnumnumnum....Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
Sawyer: HE'S IN HERE!
Charlie: Who's a bastard? Is Uncle Sawyer a bastard? Yes he is. Should we blow zerberts on his tummy?
Sayer: HURRY THE HELL UP!
Claire_N_TurnipHeadSawyer:if only we wasn't on this damn island we could take a friggin paternity test to see which one of us is this kids daddio.
stellaknows Sawyer: I wish I had something to read on Surrealism so that I know what the **** Foinbean keeps yapping about.
Foinbean Charlie:...Little deuce Coupe
You don't know what I got
Little deuce Coupe
You don't know what I got
Well I'm not braggin' babe so don't put me down
But I've got the fastest set of wheels in town
When something comes up to me he don't even try
Cause if I had a set of wings man I know she could fly
She's my little deuce coupe
You don't know what I got
(My little deuce coupe)
(You don't know what I got)
Sawyer:..WAAA aaWWAAAWAA WAAAA
Just a little deuce coupe with a flat head mill
But she'll walk a Thunderbird like (she's) it's standin' still
She's ported and relieved and she's stroked and bored.
She'll do a hundred and forty in the top end floored
She's my little deuce coupe
You don't know what I got
(My little deuce coupe)
(You don't know what I got)
Sawyer:..WHAAA aaAA WHAAWHAA WHAAAAA
She's got a competition clutch with the four on the floor
And she purrs like a kitten till the Lake pipes roar
And if that aint enough to make you flip your lid
There's one more thing, I got the pink slip, Daddy
And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape and it's hard to steer
When I get rubber in all four gears
Sawyer:...WOOO ooOO WOOOWOOO WOOOO
She's my little deuce coupe
You don't know what I got
(My little deuce coupe)
(You don't know what I got)
She's my little deuce coupe
You don't know what I got
(My little deuce coupe)
(You don't know what I got)
She's my little deuce coupe
You don't know what I got
Sawyer:..WHAAA aaa HAAHAA HAAA...ooowoooo...woohoowooohoooo...fade..
042078 Sawyer: If only there was a book club somewhere on the island to discuss this with...
Sazyga Sawyer: Says here 10 to 12 minutes per pound. What do you make of him?
Charlie: Oh, about 7 pounds minus the load he just dropped.
PoeFan1 Sawyer: "Let's see, the recipe here says 1 gallon of water per pound of baby... Aaron is about 10 pounds...
Charlie: "I don't know, he's more like 15 pounds."
jae_tee charlie - he has your eyes
sawyer - no he has your eyes
Sazyga Sawyer: Do I smell hot biscuits?
Charlie: No, you smell air biscuits.
Sawyer: Huh?
Charlie: I ripped off a few while the baby was screaming.
justacoolguy36 Would you say that I'm more "angry and agressive" or "ambitious and passionate"?
Captain______Sandwich Saywer: Charlie. Can you explain why is Hurley's underwear hanging on your wall ? !
042078 Charlie: Geez...when I said I was a bloody Rock god I didn't mean I was good at rocking babies.
CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts Aaron: Damn, another scene with these two morons. If we don't hurry up and shoot the breastfeeding scenes with Emilie that they promised me, I'm going to fire my agent and crawl right the hell off of this show.
APACHI_05 Sawyer says: "let's see what's a 2 letter word for wet baby?"
Charlie: "That's easy, diaper change, which btw Saywer, you could use one too, you smell a little rank yourself.
Sawyer says: "That's not me, you idiot thats Aaron which smells like he did more than he's tellin."
Charlie: "True, but you get used to it after awhile.
Goony123 Sawyer: ". . . and Goldilocks said this chair is too soft, and this one is just ri. . ."
Charlie: "Erm. . . Sawyer, I think you can stop reading to Aaron now."
Sawyer: "Aww, is the little fella asleep?"
Charlie: "No. I, uh, I grabbed the wrong bundle. See, I've been swaddling a bunch of used nappies. Oy, this kid eats a lot, mate. If you need me, I'll be down in the ocean for bit."