The Final Frontier Edition

The Next Generation to boldly go...


Iheartlocke
John Locke Picard: Captain's log 481516234.2....we are currently pursuing a boar-g .

CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts
Earlier today, ABC released the DVD cover art for LOST - The Complete 1,065th Season.

captainaeon
Now that's a flashforward!

hatch_n_sniff
"Back Gammon is on vacation this week and has been replaced by Lenord Nimoy."

Richards_Eyeliner
Captain John Locke Picard: "Cut engines to impulse power and reduce altitude to 500 feet. Release Dharma food pallet on my command.
Ben Data: "Captain! There's a swirling black cloud erupting from the island. It's headed right for us!"
Captain John Locke Picard: "Sound the alert, Mr. Worfko! Sonic shields to full power!"

LostDUI
-Even with a new cast, everyone still hates Wesley.

captainaeon
BenData--'Captain, we appear to be experiencing a holodeck malfunction, the scenario being we have survived a plane crash and are now living on a mysterious island...'
JohnLocke Picard--'Thank goodness! I thought we were in Purgatory!'

CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts
In the not so distant future, the cast of LOST will be just like toilet paper. They will travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.

LIONARTist
John Locke Picard: "..........engage"
Mr. Worfko: "Once you go Klingon, you never go human"
Capt. Jack Ryker "Shields UP! Red alert! Boo-hoo, boo-hoo"
Benry Data: "If you prick me, do I not... leak?"
De-Annie Troi: "Q is making an a$$ of himself again"

talkswithhands
Captain: Number 1, Make it so.
Troi thinking to herself: Ha, he only makes it so-so, that's why I picked Sawyer!

talkswithhands
William Shatner offscreen: Have people forgotten that... I... was... the... original... Captain?

huntsman99
LOST , the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Islander. Its continuing mission. To seek out who's life and who's civilization. To explore strange new cultures. To boldly go where only few have gone before.

Iheartlocke
John Locke Picard: Captain's log 481516234.2....we are currently pursuing a boar-g .

Iheartlocke
John Locke Picard, to Jack Ryker:
Lt. Red Shirt Boone was a sacrifice that the Enterprise demanded.

captainaeon
Sawyer--'Boy howdy! Ya'll got one mighty fine space boat here, Capt Chrome Dome!'
The Emissary from Planet Redneck arrives onboard...

hatch_n_sniff
Bonesy: "Damm it Jim, they already have a Doctor."

rememberGoodwin
Even in the future, with all sorts of fancy technology, ships are still crashing on the island!

042078
That needs no caption. It's dang funny all on its own...

042078
Dr. Artz: Blow me up Scotty...there's no intelligent life on this island.

back_gammon
Captain John Locke Picard: "Kate Troi, make it sew!"
Kate Troi: "Make it sew?! I made the drapes in my apartment once, but I don't think I can make it sew!"

captainaeon
BenData--'Captain, the Prime Directive forbids your stabbing the Emissary from Planet Redneck for calling you Capt ChromeDome...'
JohnLocke Picard--'Don't tell me what I can't do!'

captainaeon
EkoWorf--'Today is a good day to die!'
Smokey--'Funny you should say that...'

captainaeon
JohnLocke Picard thinks to himself--'Sure I'm wearing a red shirt, but I have nothing to worry about. Lead characters in prime time shows never get killed off...'

Iheartlocke
Away team BenData and Michael Laforge on their exploratory mission of the mysterious Planet Island......
BenData: Let's see if we can get a 'locke on' and beam down to this 'Black Rock' that the creature 'Rousseau' keeps mentioning. Set your phasers to stun!
Michael Laforge: I'm picking up some interference. It appears to be a life form, but I have no visual. And you'd have to be a Ferengie to hear those whispers!

back_gammon
Mr. Worfko: "Captain, a transmission from Star Fleet. The Hostiles have left Hostilian territory and are about to enter the Neutral Zone. If we don't intercept them before they enter Dharmamian space it could mean all out war, a PURGE."

TheGeoff
Island...the final frontier. These are the voyages of Oceanic Airlines. It's unsuccessful mission: To transport strange new characters. To seek out new customers and new passengers. To boldly go from Sydney to Los Angeles.

back_gammon
Dr. Claire Crusher to Mr. Worfko: "We could try botox, but I think you're going to need a complete forehead lift to get the best result."

TheGeoff
Not an original caption, but I can't resist posting this:

BOONE: Ever watch Star Trek?

LOCKE: Nah, not really.

BOONE: The crew guys that would go down to the planet with the main guys, the captain and the guy with the pointy ears, they always wore red shirts. And they always got killed.

LOCKE: Yeah?

BOONE: Yeah.

LOCKE: Sounds like a piss-poor captain.

TheGeoff
John Locke Picard: Computer, where is Lt. Hurley?

Computer: Please enter access code.

John Locke Picard: 4 8 15 16 23 32

Computer: Incorrect code.

Jack Riker: It's 42. 4 8 15 16 23 42.

Computer: Lt. Hurley is in holodeck 3, with his holographic friend Dave.

zenmaster5280
Heard from Holodeck 5:

Buttercup: I fear I'll never see you again.
Wesley as Westley: Of course you will.
Buttercup: But what if something happens to you?
Wesley as Westley: Hear this now: I will come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Wesley as Westley: This is true love. You think this happens every day?

Beverly Claire Crusher: (Overhears Wesley on holodeck) This shouldn't be happening!

Michael La Forge: (Overhears Beverly Claire Crusher) We've lost a lotta good people down there...

Beverly Claire Crusher: But he's my BAAAAAAAABAAAY!