tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84543165085333674652023-11-16T02:24:09.816-05:00LOST Caption Contestback_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-67421708657050203472007-10-07T11:30:00.000-04:002007-10-07T11:47:20.853-04:00O'Quinn Wins! Edition<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/14813180back_gammon916200793419PM.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/14813180back_gammon916200793419PM.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>TheGeoff </strong> <br />I won! Don't tell me what I can't do!<br /><br /><strong>LncshrLassinMI</strong> <br />I'm tickled pink!<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />He doesn't see the Dharma logo on the bottom.<br /><br /><strong>cmsmith68</strong> <br />Since this ensemble didn't win on Project Runway, I'm glad I got to wear it for this little event.<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />Terry O'Quinn: I'm thankful that I won the award and that I got this cool trophy, but given the choice I'd rather have my three fingers that Jorge Garcia gnawed off when I offered him a bite of my Snickers.<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />The presentation of the award for the winner of the DarkUFO Character Cup.<br /><br /><strong>cmsmith68</strong> <br />Hook em Horns!<br /><br /><strong>marbalbc</strong> <br />Call me!<br /><br /><strong>bringingSazyback</strong> <br />I'd like to thank Crest Whitening Strips and Arm and Hammer scalp wax. Hang loose, haole!<br /><br /><strong>lockesladyluv</strong> <br />'hello mom? guess what!!! i won!!! yeah...my friend ben came with... he's the one who gave me this neat phone....'<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Terry: "Look everybody. I finally found what was making that horse constipated. I used these two fingers to hold the rear end open and I pulled out this Emmy."<br /><br /><strong>The_Bionic_Guy</strong> <br />Terry : "Jacob say's he should have won this,ha,he's not even real".<br />*whispers*"call you later jacob"<br /><br /><strong>back_gammon</strong> <br />Desmond (off camera): "Way to go, box man." <br /><br /><strong>MingoLeger </strong> <br />I couldn't find a thing to wear so I borrowed Sawyer's pink shirt from the 80's.<br /><br /><strong>CoolHandLocke</strong> <br />"If you told me 3 years ago that I would be standing here with this in my hand, I would've said you're crazy, and then I would've probably hit you on the back of the head and destroyed whatever form of communications you had with you. But the past is behind me now and of all the mistakes I made, the one I do not regret is allowing Jack to make that call. I would like to thank the island, James Ford and all my homies from 815 (we did it yo!), Bejamin Linus, who is in the audience (you the man, Benny!), and my beautiful girlfriend Helen, love you baby, I'll call you later. Peace!"<br /><em>*woooosh* </em>[End Flashforward]<br />LOST<br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br />With his right hand, Locke squeezes the trigger thereby detonating the bomb planted in Katherine Heigle's EMMY.<br /><br /><strong>Go_Ahead_Mech_My_Day</strong> <br />"You like me! You really, really like me!!!"<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />............"You can start calling me Terry O'Winn after tonight." <em>(forms a W with his right hand)</em><br /><br /><strong>back_gammon</strong> <br />O'Quinn: Yep, it was in the coffin all this time. Who knew? Guess they figured it'd be the last place I'd look, what with all those rumors about me sawing off my own legs to fit in it and everything.<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />And the winner is... Nikki Fernandez, Exposé!<br />Accepting the award on behalf of the late Ms. Fernandez is her friend, John Locke.<br /><br /><strong>wakingsleep</strong> <br />Razzle Dazzle! <br /><br /><strong>MeSlapMeThrowSawyerInMyBed</strong> <br />"A shout out to Marsstory, my nephew...you crazy b@stard. Call me on line 5."<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />"Mahalo Mother *******"<br /><br />N<strong>onDeFonzoPoocarelli</strong> <br />...Thank You !..Thanks To All Who made this possible.. This is Great!..Yeaa baby Hang Loose!!,,but let me tell ya somethin.. I,,I still don't have the slitest idea what this show is about...<br /><strong><br />NonDeFonzoPoocarelli</strong> <br />Thank You !! Thank You Very Much..In my wildest dreams I never thought I'd win the title of ,,The Tannest Man in Baltimore,,....<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Mrs. Hawking: ......no John.... NO JOHN !!!....you're not supposed to win. Give them back the Emmey.<br />Cooper:.........Gawd, it never gets old with this boy!!!!<br /><br /><strong>Goony123</strong> <br />"I was kind of nervous about going up to make my acceptance speech. Somebody told me to imagine everyone sitting there in their underwear. I used to do that on the set of Lost until I realized that Michelle Rodriguez filled out her briefs better than I did."<br /><br /><strong>paperfist</strong> <br />Some no-talent-diva (off camera): That shoulda been me!!!! <br /><br /><strong>MeSlapMeThrowSawyerInMyBed</strong> <br />Faith Hill in the wings: mouths "WHAT?!"<br /><br /><strong>Hatchcrazy</strong> <br />"I'm using this as a paperweight to hold down all the scripts that are on my desk. Especially 'Anaconda III- The Hunt for Ice Cube's career.’"back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-29208671783533494332007-10-07T11:12:00.000-04:002007-10-07T13:46:43.208-04:00Short Bits 5<strong>Fishbiscuit Edition</strong><a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/Fishbiscuits.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/Fishbiscuits.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><strong>kharma_bites </strong><br />Sawyer: Ben must have one fat cat...check out the size of this Meow Mix, Freckles.<br /><br /><br /><strong>Bea Arthur Pancake Breakfast Edition</strong><br /><a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/Zeke.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/Zeke.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><strong>Goony </strong> <br />"That's the last time I put syrup on my pancakes before going down on Bea Arthur!" <br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong> <br />Yes, it's me, John Lithgow. And I just realized that the beard was not fake................ow, that's gonna leave a scar!!!<br /><br /><strong>marbalbc </strong> <br />Wax on! Wax off!<br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong> <br />Wow, Veet really works on facial hair, too! Doesn't hurt a bit!<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />"I don't know about Aunt Bea, but Mrs. Hawking won't have to shave the next time she goes to the beach."<br /><br /><strong>MingoLeger</strong> <br />Tom: Damn flying squirrels!!!!<br /><br /><strong>lockesladyluv</strong> <br />nair leaves you smooth as a baby's butttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin</strong> <br />So Ben just comes along and says Jacob said 'no beards allowed' and Tom just rips his off. I really don't think I can do this. <br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Tom: "Could somebody come over here and help me get this damn weasel off my face!"<br /><strong><br />CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts </strong> <br />OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!! Kelly Clarkson!!!<br />(40 year old virgin reference, if you didn't know)<br /><br /><strong>MeSlapMeThrowSawyerInMyBed</strong> <br />Tom: "It sucks getting old. First your hair falls out, then you have to carry your stones on a rope."<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Tom's just getting started as leader of "Ben's Boys," All Male Revue.back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-90021972357307357452007-10-07T10:46:00.000-04:002007-10-07T11:02:10.451-04:00Arzt Extreme Makeover Edition<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/Arztgetshairdid.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/Arztgetshairdid.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Artz: ............I gotta look good today. Damon and Carlton said I'll be "all over the island" by the end of this episode.<br /><br /><strong>mlj2298</strong> <br />Put another piece of foil in! Cinemax is still a lil fuzzy.<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Hairdesigner: ....are you an actor?<br />Artz: yes, I'm on ABC's LOST.<br />Hairdesigner: .....OMG...OMG I totaly luv LOST....Do you want to know how it ends? Well,like they never really leave the <em>(Blow Dryer Blow Dryer Blow Dryer)</em> and Kate and Jack <em>(Blow Dryer Blow Dryer Blow Dryer)</em> because Dharma and Widmore <em>(Blow Dryer Blow Dryer Blow Dryer)</em> and I couldn't flippin believe it ended like that!!!!<br />Artz: How in the world do you know all this?<br />Hairdesigner: I do Carlton's hair too.<br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br /><em>In the year two thousannnnnnnnnd.</em><br />ABC Boards will be holographic.<br /><br /><strong>cmsmith68</strong> <br />Hiardresser: Dude, you got some arzt on you<br /><br /><strong>FastNFlurry</strong><br />Yay ..... a tinfoil hat ........... now I can be a Jooper too<br /><br /><strong>slpy</strong> <br />Following tend setter back_gammon, Dr. Artz has a tin foil hat professionally attached to his head.<br /><br /><strong>MingoLeger</strong> <br />Arzt: Man this salon is GREAT!!! Now can you teach me the "bend and snap"?? I've got my eye on this Nikki chick. <br /><br /><strong>Im_still_the_Irishman</strong> <br />Arzt: "I mean what's the point? Just blow me up and get it over with".<br /><br /><strong>Im_still_the_Irishman</strong> <br />"I want you to use extra strong hair spray. Dynamite proof actually".<br /><br /><strong>AbbyNormal_Lost</strong> <br />Arzt: Hmmmm, is this the place O'Quinn got his Brazillian bikini wax? <br /><br /><strong>mlj2298</strong> <br />Voice from hidden camera-<br />"We have secretly switched Artz's hair color with the color of his stylist's hair which is a bright red to match the explosion on today's episode. Let's see what happens"<br /><br /><strong>Goony123</strong> <br />Hair Cuttery - Still only $15.00 for a shampoo, cut and blow-up, er -dry.<br /><br /><strong>Goony123</strong> <br />"Ok, fine, you got me. I'm now out of the closet. You mean wearing the ascot and calling myself Leslie wasn't enough of a tip-off?"<br /><br /><strong>MonkeyProstitution </strong><br />*in an impression of Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality* "With all this tin foil in my head I'm gettin HBO!"<br /><br /><strong>lockesladyluv</strong> <br />... they had to resurrect me to play the part of the gay zombie alien..... what was i thinking??????????<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />Arzt: I'll bet Back Gammon posts this picture to humiliate me because he knows I like spiders.<br /><br /><strong>talkswithhands</strong> <br />I thought getting blown up was harsh, but now? Having this piece of celery jammed into my skull is even worse! <br /><br /><strong>MeSlapMeThrowSawyerInMyBed</strong> <br />Hair stylist: "Not only does this dude have a nose on the back of his head, but look what I found in it."<br /><br /><strong>MR_JJ_ABRAMS</strong><br />Arzt: "I'm not only the president of Tin Foil Hats For Men, I'm its biggest customer"<br /><br /><strong>LncshrLassinMI</strong> <br />Hairdresser: You're going to love this colour........it's just dynamite!<br />Arzt: Oh!back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-69787741812192343462007-10-07T10:22:00.000-04:002007-10-07T10:45:28.905-04:00Phone it in Monday Edition<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/hits-promo08.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/hits-promo08.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>The_Bionic_Guy </strong> <br />Sayid : Ok who want's pizza?<br /><br /><strong>scoont </strong><br />Danielle: I'm not in your five?<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Danielle: "I can kill with my bare hands."<br />Sayid: "I can kill with my bare feet."<br />Jack: "I get so hopped up on Oxycodin and whiskey I have no idea how they die." <br /><br /><strong>lockesladyluv</strong><br />Really, jack... i dialed the number Locke gave me and some woman named Helen answered and asked me for my credit card number before she would talk to me....<br /><br /><strong>BelleLP9</strong> <br />Danielle: I know I've been in the jungle alone for a long time, but I swear it wasn't me making the 900-number calls with your phone! <br />Jack: Yeah, I'd check with Locke.<br />Sayid: Why do you say that?<br />Jack: I saw it in a flashforw...a flashba....nevermind. <br /><br /><strong>mlj2298</strong> <br />Jack- Sayid I don't think even Verizon will get you a signal out here.<br />Sayid- But they said it's the network with the most coverage! <br /><br /><strong>EEEJackYourLate</strong> <br />Danielle: Now, don't make me take my belt off and bend you over my knee<br /><br /><strong>systemfailure2</strong><br />Jack: What's making all the posts disappear?<br />Danielle: I think it's the security system, what you people call "the monster" or "George".<br />Sayid: I believe there is something jamming the signal to the board.<br /><br /><strong>yoshie_b</strong> <br />Sayid: I hate to say it Jack, but after seeing the two of you together... I have to agree. Danielle IS more of a man than you.<br />Jack: *cries*<br /><br /><strong>Rocc_Holliday</strong> <br />Sayid: ok, now whoever can do a better spout gets this nifty phone . . . <br /><br /><strong>Bullet_Proof_Breast</strong> <br />Sayid: I found this phone in Kate's things...<br />*phones goes off* secret loooooooooooovers....<br />Jack: *grabs the phone* caller id says...Sawyer?!?!? <br /><br /><strong>slpy</strong> <br />I just got a call from Simon, Simon says, put your hands on your hips.<br /><br /><strong>MingoLeger</strong> <br />Danielle: Seriously, do you get service out here? Cuz I gotta tell you, I do a lotta work down here and it's a crap shoot.<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />Every time we try to hold an important meeting, someone's cell phone rings!<br /><br /><strong>back_gammon</strong> <br />Sayid: It sounded like the voice said "Help me." <br /><br /><strong>042078</strong> <br />Sayid: Who are you going to call, jack?<br />Everybody: GHOSTBUSTERS!<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />Good morning, Mr. Jarrah. This is Oceanic Airlines, conducting a customer satisfaction survey about your flight on September 22.<br /><br /><strong>grannieindisguise</strong> <br />Sayid: I think Danielle should carry the phone. This thing is so heavy it'll stretch my pocket out of shape. And she has the belt. <br />Danielle: I think Jack should carry it in his teeth. That'll keep him quiet. <br />Jack: *cries* <br />Danielle: Bad idea, he'll get it wet. I'll carry it. <br />retrop51 <br />Sayid: Simon says, "Put your hands on your hips."<br />"Put out your cell phones."<br />Danielle: You're terrible at this game, Sayid. You never get anybody because you telegraph your intentions.<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />Sayid: Help! We were in a plane crash.<br />Voice on phone: What? I can't hear you. Flame rash?<br />Sayid: We were in a plane crash.<br />Voice on phone: Put some aloe on it.<br />Sayid: Listen to me. We are stranded on an island.<br />Voice on phone: Sorry, we've got a bad connection. I'll have to call you back.<br />Sayid: Stranded on an island!<br />Voice on phone: Brandon Ryland? I'll call you back immediately, Mr. Ryland.<br /><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong> <br />Sayid: Hey Jack, the crybaby store called, and they're running out of you! hahahahaha<br />Jack:... In the future, I'm gonna get a razr, you'll see! <br />Danielle: I could use a razor.<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />Jack: We need to call for help.<br />Sayid: Not me. I've already used all my minutes this month.<br /><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong> <br />Danielle: You mean to tell me that this phone costs $800 and you have stay up all night in line to get one?<br />Sayid: Yes, it's got GPS, video, texting, and I was able to triangulate the signal to download my favorite ring tone "getting jiggy with it"...<br /><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong> <br />Sayid: Curses! I finally managed to triangulate the signal but the connection was hacked by some kid, noooooo!<br />Danielle: Oh yeah, George Hotz, the 17 year old college freshman who hacked the iphone over the weekend. <br />Sayid: How'd you hear about that?<br />Danielle: I read it online on your phone.<br /><br /><strong>Sointuit</strong> <br />I know you want to carry the phone Jack, but if Rousseau carries it in her cleavage she still has two free hands to combat the others.<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />Jack: I forgot I still have my ex-wife's cell phone. Maybe we can use it to call for help.<br />Sayid: I'll call the first number in its memory.<br />Voice on phone: Sarah! You haven't called in a long time. I thought your husband found out about us.<br />Sayid: I'm not Sarah. I'm a survivor of a plane crash. We've been stranded on an island since-Voice on phone: Sayid? Is that you?<br />Sayid: Sawyer?<br /><br /><strong>MeSlapMeThrowSawyerInMyBed</strong> <br />Sayid: "They want to know if we have Prince Albert in a can."<br /><br /><strong>MeSlapMeThrowSawyerInMyBed </strong> <br />Sayid to Jack: "It's Donald Trump, he says you're fired."<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />Sayid: I don't understand it. I programmed 42 numbers into this phone, it says it has 42 numbers, and yet I can only see 23.<br />Danielle: That happens all the time on this island. I call it George. If you add a number for someone named George, the other numbers should appear.<br /><br /><strong>MeSlapMeThrowSawyerInMyBed </strong> <br />Sayid: "What's wrong with anchovies?"<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />Sayid: Who's cell phone is this?<br />Jack: I think that phone belongs to Vincent.<br />Sayid: Vincent? But he's a dog. Why would a dog have a cell phone?<br />Danielle: He gets free roll over minutes.<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />SAYID: Danielle it's for you. It's Richard.<br />DANIELLE: Why are you calling me on this phone?<br />Ricky, did you lose my number!!!<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />Sayid: Yes, Jack. Just as soon as I call Ticketmaster and get Danielle some Indigo Girls tickets, I will call Walgreens and see if the prescription you wrote yourself is ready. Should I see if they're running a sale on Kleenex while I'm at it?<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />SAYID: ......it was a telemarketer, wondered if we needed new windows.I hung up on him.....I HUNG UP ON HIM!!!!!<br /><br /><strong>Bullet_Proof_Breast</strong> <br />Jack: you mean to tell me you've had this phone the whole time and you ran the batteries dry calling 900 numbers?!?!?!<br />Sayid: that's not all I ran dry <br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />SAYID: ....why have phone sex when we have Kate?<br /><br /><strong>Cheezeee</strong> <br />Sayid: Who set "Cry me a river" as the ring tone ?<br />Danielle: I did. I thought it was Jack's phone.<br /><br /><strong>The_Bionic_Guy</strong> <br />RING...RING!<br />Danielle: "If it's for me,say I’m not in."<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Danielle: It has been sixteen years, tell me what does this phone do?<br />Sayid: Well you can store information, connect to the internet and even take pictures, see.<br />Danielle: Amazing. Look at these pictures!<br />Jack: Hey Sayid, show her the pictures of Alex bathing in the stream.back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-24003874003801991302007-08-28T16:59:00.001-04:002007-08-28T17:26:16.928-04:00Short Bits 4<strong>Woah! Those Toes!</strong> <br /><a href="http://i9.tinypic.com/43m1kjp.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i9.tinypic.com/43m1kjp.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>CAPSLOCKE</strong> <br />"Now i don't know what is more disqueting, the 4-toed statue, or THAT"<br /><br /><strong>Goony123</strong><br />In an effort to regain Sayid's confidence, Rousseau shows him the location of the ultra-secret seventh Dharma Station - The Snatch.<br /><br /><strong>captainaeon</strong> <br />After weeks of struggling to escape the island, Sayid realizes he must face the agony of de-feet... <br /><br /><strong>captainaeon</strong> <br />Sayid thinks--That blonde I planted has started to sprout...<br /><br /><strong>Goony123</strong> <br />Sayid: "No, you idiot. Eko's stick said 'lift up your eyes and look north.'"<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Sayid: Somehow, I don't remember that page in my Kama Sutra.<br /><br /><strong>LncshrLassinMI</strong> <br />Sayid (Gymnastics Judge): Sorry, I will have to deduct 25 points for that landing........next!<br /><br /><strong>marbalbc</strong> <br />Britney, you forgot your panties again.<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />..oh no,,,the Sickness is spreading,,,the dreaded Ostritch Disease!!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />..okay! okay!...very good ..now move your right leg just a little to the left and we'll see if we can pick up BBC London..<br /><br /><strong>PoeFan1</strong><br />Sayid: "Ummm, Shannon? You're supposed to put the surfboard in the water before you start paddling out."<br /><br /><strong>zenmaster5280</strong><br />...Something happens and Im head over heels<br />I never find out till Im head over heels<br />Something happens and Im head over heels<br />Ah dont take my heart<br />Dont break my heart<br />Dont throw it away...<br /><br /><strong>The Pigs Are Walking Edition</strong><br /><a href="http://i9.tinypic.com/2l9tc8i.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i9.tinypic.com/2l9tc8i.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>captainaeon</strong> <br />Arzt--'...And this is a great counter move if your opponent uses the hand-on-nose block when you try to poke him in the eyes with the basic forward thrusting peace sign attack. Remember to preface this move with the phrase "A wise-guy, eh?"'<br /><em>Arzt teaches Kate some useful 'Stooge-fu' moves.</em><br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong><br />"It's about this long, OK? It's fat, round and very, very sweaty. You have to grab it with both hands, but be gentle with it. If you yank it and jerk it too hard, things are gonna get very messy. You also need to remember.......uh, what are you doing? Dammit, woman, why are you trying to unzip my pants? I'm trying to teach you how to handle dynamite."<br /><br /><strong>lostcrazy815</strong> <br />"Say Razzle Dazzle again. I dare you. I am this close from burying you alive."<br /><br /><strong>silverhalo1217</strong><br />Arzt: This is about how long my character will be on the show. Your character, Nikki? Eh, not so long. <br /><br /><strong>JustMech</strong> <br />"Have you seen Sayid's? They're long and GROSS!<br /><br /><strong>Surpise! </strong><a href="http://i19.tinypic.com/2uge3yg.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i19.tinypic.com/2uge3yg.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>LncshrLassinMI</strong> <br />"Surprise! Daddy is here to stay with us for a month!"<br /><br /><strong>lockesladyluv </strong><br />Someday we'll be able to afford a patch to cover that eye that you LOST.....back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-30988695055887254272007-08-28T16:35:00.001-04:002007-08-28T16:58:15.607-04:00Short Bits 3<strong>The Future's So Bright Edition</strong><a href="http://i18.tinypic.com/2vkzqtj.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i18.tinypic.com/2vkzqtj.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>hellolost </strong><br />Captains log<br />Stardate 4 8 15 16 23 42<br />I think everyone loves my new prescription glasses. Number 1 told me they made my eyes look bluer then normal. I didn't let her know that with these new glasses I can see her naked when ever I want.<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong> <br />..Alex,,I'd like " Escaping Time and Space" for 400 dollars please...<br /><br /><strong>LncshrLassinMI</strong> <br />Carl: I thought this game was "Lost in Space".......not "Lost and Spaced".<br /><br /><strong>suckr4luv</strong> <br />These are the Super X-Ray Vision glasses I sent in 100 boxtops for?<br /><br /><strong>wednesdayworld</strong> <br />Arghh! I didn't check the clock to see if it worked before I sat down in this chair. Orange you glad it wasn't Lost?<br /><br /><strong>cmsmith68</strong> <br />better like this or better like this?<br /><br /><strong>cmsmith68</strong> <br />E<br />F P<br />T O Z<br />L P E D<br />P E C F D<br />E D F C Z P<br /><br /><strong>Lost Luggage Edition</strong><br /><a href="http://i12.tinypic.com/2ezs96u.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i12.tinypic.com/2ezs96u.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff </strong><br />Rose: Slow down Charlie, this is the longest scene I get in like THREE years.<br /><br /><strong>gwenniesgrannie</strong> <br />Sorry you were misdirected, ma'am. The deluxe suite is this way. <br /><br /><strong>042078</strong> <br />Rose: And I'm teeeeellllling you...I'm not going...<br />Charlie: Yes, Rose. You ARE going. I missed my chance with Driveshaft...I will NOT miss my chance to make it as a Dreamgirl!<br /><br /><strong>wednesdayworld</strong> <br />. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rosebud!<br /><br /><strong>Shangri_La_</strong><br />"Charlie why do I have to hide these coconuts in my blouse.? Can't we put them on your sled thing"<br /><br /><strong>JustMech </strong> <br />"Alright, so the Jamaican bobsled team didn't do so well. I still say that we have a shot at the mixed doubles luge title if we practice!"<br /><br /><strong>bringingSazyback</strong> <br />Charlie: Rose, you've always got a cheerful attitude, and I just complain and whine all the time. How do you do it?<br />Rose: Living is easy with eyes closed.<br />Charlie: I'll have to remember that.<br /><br /><strong>Do These Pants Make My...</strong><br /><a href="http://i16.tinypic.com/4cw96j4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i16.tinypic.com/4cw96j4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>meeps_r_us</strong> <br />You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your right footWHOOOOOAAA!!!!<br /><br /><strong>silverhalo1217</strong> <br />"Are you looking at my bum? You dirty bum looker." - said in best Mike Myers british accent. <br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong> <br />FBI School, Special Agent Level 1 <br />Forced Entry Training Module, <br />Slide #7: WHAT NOT TO DO<br />................a) Expose large portion of buttock in entryway<br />................b) Close eyes<br />................c) point gun away from area being entered<br />................d) go barefoot!<br /><br /><em>(next slide)</em><br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />Jack: Look out Desmond, I'm about to turn the lower part of this boat into the poop deck.<br /><br /><strong>captainaeon </strong><br />Jack prepares to use his silent-but-deadly secret weapon...<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPFFFFTTT<br /><br /><strong>wednesdayworld </strong><br />"Eeeeekkkk, a mouse!"back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-46946972934449914472007-08-28T13:10:00.000-04:002007-08-28T13:57:00.040-04:00Baby Daddy Sitter Edition<a href="http://i15.tinypic.com/2ds1csl.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i15.tinypic.com/2ds1csl.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts </strong> <br />Charlie: So why are we living on this tropical island again?<br />Sawyer: Think about it. Two gay men and a baby? It was either here or San Francisco. <br />Charlie: So why didn't we move to San Fransisco then?<br />Sawyer: I'd rather live here where we don't have to worry about all that dark smog. That stuff is bad for your health.<br />Charlie: So I guess you didn't hear what happened to Eko, did you?<br /><br /><strong>Sazyga</strong> <br />Sawyer: Claire needs to quit breastfeeding that kid. He takes it much too seriously.<br />Charlie: Lay off, he's only a baby.<br />Sawyer: You see the hole he chewed in my shirt, Mary Poppins?<br /><br /><strong>zenmaster5280</strong> <br />Sawyer: "...Sure it's all fun and games when he's asleep, but just wait until he needs his nappy changed..."<br /><br /><strong>zenmaster5280</strong> <br />Carlton and Damon's Plot twist: Lost - Two and Half Men<br /><br /><strong>carl_the_irishman</strong> <br />Sawyer: Damn shade! Can't see my magazine!<br />Charlie: No, it's good. I dont want the baby getting burned.<br />Sawyer: *looks up* - oh, it's just Hurley walking past.<br /><br /><strong>Foinbean</strong> <br />Sawyer..." And the exhaust valve was depressed,,so Aaall the nasty gases were freed and went down the exhaust pipe where they met the catalytic converter fairy and were magically changed into non toxiic emmissions..<br />Charlie.." Keep It Up Sawyer..its workin ,,its workin.."<br /><br /><strong>Sazyga</strong> <br />Sawyer: Did you hear that?<br />Charlie: My log says there is evil in the woods.<br /><br /><strong>Foinbean</strong> <br />Sawyer....Nope!...nothing in here about swaddeling!<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />Charlie: Yes Sawyer, I know that the sound of your voice is the only thing that soothes Aaron to sleep, but don't you have anything to read besides Penthouse Forum?<br /><br /><strong>lockesladylilac</strong> <br />who would have thought that having sex with him could have produced such a beautiful bundle of joy?<br /><br /><strong>Foinbean</strong> <br />...Charlie.." Hush little baby, now don't you cry,,,Charlie's gonna sing you a Drive shaft lullaby.."<br />..Sawyer,," Thank you Mr Charlie, we'll let you know by phone...NEXT!"<br /><br /><strong>captainaeon</strong> <br />Sawyer: Whew! That smell! Which one of you needs his diaper changed?<br />Charlie: I don't wear a diaper!<br />Sawyer: I saw that commercial you made, Lil' Buddy...<br />Charlie: Oh...<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />Charlie: Damn it Sawyer, no wonder he's crying. Is that Anne Coulter's latest book your reading aloud? Put that away.<br /><br /><strong>Sazyga</strong> <br />Sawyer: "Over hill, over dale, thorough bush, thorough brier, over park, over pale......uh.......thorough flood, thorough fire, Idowandereverywhere, swifter than the....moon's sphere, and I serve, and I serve....the......"<br />Charlie: "the Fairy Queen". Keep practicing. Shakespeare On The Beach starts tomorrow!<br />Sawyer: Can't I auction off wenches or something? Why can't you play the damn fairy?<br />Charlie: Well, I am English........<br /><br /><strong>Mrs_Sawyer</strong>_ <br />Charlie...."Sawyer what does the dang thing say"<br />Sawyer...." It says .....Ill feed it, and burp it , but I sure aint changing it! Looks like a job for you, Mr. Mom."<br /><br /><strong>Sazyga </strong> <br />Charlie: Did you say thank you to Uncle Sawyer for letting us hide in here? Did you? Cootchie cootchie! He's a nice man, isn't he. Yes he is. Kate will never find us in here. I am the Hide and Go Seek champion! Yes I am....numnumnumnum....Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?<br />Sawyer: HE'S IN HERE!<br />Charlie: Who's a bastard? Is Uncle Sawyer a bastard? Yes he is. Should we blow zerberts on his tummy?<br />Sayer: HURRY THE HELL UP!<br /><br /><strong>Claire_N_TurnipHead</strong><br />Sawyer:if only we wasn't on this damn island we could take a friggin paternity test to see which one of us is this kids daddio.<br /><br /><strong>stellaknows</strong> <br />Sawyer: I wish I had something to read on Surrealism so that I know what the **** Foinbean keeps yapping about.<br /><br /><strong>Foinbean</strong> <br />Charlie:...Little deuce Coupe<br />You don't know what I got<br />Little deuce Coupe<br />You don't know what I got<br />Well I'm not braggin' babe so don't put me down<br />But I've got the fastest set of wheels in town<br />When something comes up to me he don't even try<br />Cause if I had a set of wings man I know she could fly<br />She's my little deuce coupe<br />You don't know what I got<br />(My little deuce coupe)<br />(You don't know what I got)<br /><br />Sawyer:..WAAA aaWWAAAWAA WAAAA<br /><br />Just a little deuce coupe with a flat head mill<br />But she'll walk a Thunderbird like (she's) it's standin' still<br />She's ported and relieved and she's stroked and bored.<br />She'll do a hundred and forty in the top end floored<br />She's my little deuce coupe<br />You don't know what I got<br />(My little deuce coupe)<br />(You don't know what I got)<br /><br />Sawyer:..WHAAA aaAA WHAAWHAA WHAAAAA<br /><br />She's got a competition clutch with the four on the floor<br />And she purrs like a kitten till the Lake pipes roar<br />And if that aint enough to make you flip your lid<br />There's one more thing, I got the pink slip, Daddy<br />And comin' off the line when the light turns green<br />Well she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen<br />I get pushed out of shape and it's hard to steer<br />When I get rubber in all four gears<br /><br />Sawyer:...WOOO ooOO WOOOWOOO WOOOO<br /><br />She's my little deuce coupe<br />You don't know what I got<br />(My little deuce coupe)<br />(You don't know what I got)<br />She's my little deuce coupe<br />You don't know what I got<br />(My little deuce coupe)<br />(You don't know what I got)<br />She's my little deuce coupe<br />You don't know what I got<br /><br />Sawyer:..WHAAA aaa HAAHAA HAAA...ooowoooo...woohoowooohoooo...fade..<br /><br /><strong>042078 </strong> <br />Sawyer: If only there was a book club somewhere on the island to discuss this with...<br /><br /><strong>Sazyga </strong> <br />Sawyer: Says here 10 to 12 minutes per pound. What do you make of him?<br />Charlie: Oh, about 7 pounds minus the load he just dropped.<br /><br /><strong>PoeFan1</strong> <br />Sawyer: "Let's see, the recipe here says 1 gallon of water per pound of baby... Aaron is about 10 pounds...<br />Charlie: "I don't know, he's more like 15 pounds."<br /><br /><strong>jae_tee </strong><br />charlie - he has your eyes<br />sawyer - no he has your eyes<br /><br /><strong>Sazyga </strong> <br />Sawyer: Do I smell hot biscuits?<br />Charlie: No, you smell air biscuits.<br />Sawyer: Huh?<br />Charlie: I ripped off a few while the baby was screaming.<br /><br /><strong>justacoolguy36</strong> <br />Would you say that I'm more "angry and agressive" or "ambitious and passionate"?<br /><br /><strong>Captain______Sandwich</strong> <br />Saywer: Charlie. Can you explain why is Hurley's underwear hanging on your wall ? !<br /><br /><strong>042078 </strong> <br />Charlie: Geez...when I said I was a bloody Rock god I didn't mean I was good at rocking babies. <br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />Aaron: Damn, another scene with these two morons. If we don't hurry up and shoot the breastfeeding scenes with Emilie that they promised me, I'm going to fire my agent and crawl right the hell off of this show.<br /><br /><strong>APACHI_05</strong> <br />Sawyer says: "let's see what's a 2 letter word for wet baby?"<br />Charlie: "That's easy, diaper change, which btw Saywer, you could use one too, you smell a little rank yourself.<br />Sawyer says: "That's not me, you idiot thats Aaron which smells like he did more than he's tellin."<br />Charlie: "True, but you get used to it after awhile.<br /><br /><strong>Goony123</strong> <br />Sawyer: ". . . and Goldilocks said this chair is too soft, and this one is just ri. . ."<br />Charlie: "Erm. . . Sawyer, I think you can stop reading to Aaron now."<br />Sawyer: "Aww, is the little fella asleep?"<br />Charlie: "No. I, uh, I grabbed the wrong bundle. See, I've been swaddling a bunch of used nappies. Oy, this kid eats a lot, mate. If you need me, I'll be down in the ocean for bit."back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-31752499834796785312007-08-28T13:03:00.000-04:002007-08-28T13:35:47.203-04:00Short Bits 2<strong>Previously on Lost...</strong><br /><a href="http://i13.tinypic.com/47a1tut.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i13.tinypic.com/47a1tut.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>042078</strong> <br />jack: Hey man, you hittin that?<br /><br /><strong>carl_the_irishman</strong> <br />Jack: "Lemmie guess... one of you is pregnant???"<br /><br /><strong>Captain______Sandwich</strong> <br />Jack: OK HURLEY, Enough is ENOUGH! That is NOT what I look like when I cry.<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Jack: I told you two, not to drink the Diet Coke after eating the Mentos. Now you're both going to assplode and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it.<br /><br /><strong>Sazyga</strong><br />Jack: <grunt> There. You're free.<br />Claire: Thank God!<br />Hurley: Dude, I thought that, like, only happened to dogs.<br /><br /><strong>Jin-Rummy Edition</strong><a href="http://i14.tinypic.com/34fe05c.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i14.tinypic.com/34fe05c.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>CAPSLOCKE </strong><br />*jin tries to explain what happened with gestures*<br />SAWYER: they blindfolded you and made you play a game of "pin the tail on the drunken master"?<br /><br /><strong>042078</strong> <br />Jin: Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame. Now. Let's cha-cha.<br /><br /><strong>Sazyga</strong> <br />Sawyer - I'll wait until they bring us some fanny wipes. Thanks, though.<br /><br /><strong>Shaw-Shan Redemption Edition</strong><br /><a href="http://i16.tinypic.com/2cpvkee.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i16.tinypic.com/2cpvkee.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>kharmabites</strong> <br />Sawyer: Thinking <br />This move used to work on all the chicks at the movie theater. You've still got it Sawyer! She's checkin out your muscles!<br />Shannon: Thinking<br />God I need a manicure.<br /><br /><strong>carl_the_irishman</strong> <br />Shannon: Nope, my abs are definitely harder than you biceps...<br />Sawyer: That's because plastic is harder than flesh, Barbie...<br /><br /><strong>UMRMech </strong><br />"No, I've never heard of a position called 'The Noisy Tree Frog' before."<br /><br /><strong>CAPSLOCKE</strong> <br />SAWYER: you're on my stick, sticks<br />SHANNON: um... sticksticks? what's that?<br />SAWYER: stick comma sticks!back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-469524662216027612007-08-28T13:00:00.000-04:002007-08-28T23:55:22.436-04:00Trickle O' Sweat Edition<a href="http://i14.tinypic.com/3yrjuz5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i14.tinypic.com/3yrjuz5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>042078 </strong><br />Boone: I swear the Ads say it is strong enough for a man...why don't you at least TRY it?<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Boone: OK, OK. One more time around the terminal then you have to go back to your sweat lodge. People are starting to stare.<br /><br /><strong>Empty_Cans</strong> <br />Locke: Boone! quick! push, I see it, my toupee flew over there ...<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Locke: "Who's got Schwedie Balls? ME, that's who!"<br /><br /><strong>UMRMech </strong><br />"And I still say that the lead in Lord of the Dance can go to someone in a wheelchair!"back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-6611127985686233142007-08-28T12:28:00.000-04:002007-08-28T12:57:56.978-04:00Mousetrap Edition<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/mousetrap2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/mousetrap2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />Kid: So how do we go about catching the mouse?<br /><em><em>John throws a knife at the boy's head</em></em><br />John: We hunt.<br /><br /><strong>zosogirl28</strong> <br />Don't tell me what I can't do!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /><strong>MingoLeger</strong> <br />Locke: If you can master this, in about 10-15 years I'll show you how to open a hatch.<br /><br /><strong>PoeFan1</strong> <br />Locke: No son, you don't use real cheese to catch the mouse. Ummmm... are you gonna eat that?<br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong> <br />Yep, I'm the world champion mousetrapper! I almost won an all-expense paid trip to a tropical island. Well, maybe next year!<br /><br />ha<strong>tch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Boy: Mister is that a boy mouse or a girl mouse? My mommy says all you have to do is put one girl mouse dancing around that pole and you'll catch all kinds of daddy mouses.<br /><br /><strong>jonny4reel</strong> <br />hey mistor is this mowsetrap?<br />no you stupid kid its not now shoo<br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong><br />Boy: Look you old geezer. I told you I ain't interested in no stupid game. I asked you where I can find the blue vests.<br /><br /><strong>BelleLP9</strong> <br />Man, even working at a box company would be a better job than this. <br /><br /><strong>SHPdonsNoApparel</strong> <br />"I wish someone would just throw me out of a window"<br /><br /><strong>Texashummingbird </strong> <br />Locke: Man, I really wanted that front door greeter job. Working in the toy dept. sucks.<br /><br /><strong>BelleLP9 </strong><br />What do you think? Should I shave my head? In the flashforward, I look better with no hair than I do now. What's a flashforward? Oh, nevermind. <br /><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong> <br />Locke: "it's called Mousetrap. It's my favorite game. First you set the trap, then... when the mouse lands on the cheese wheel, your father steals your kidney, and never calls you again, and pushes you out of a window, and breaks your legs, and they won't let you on a walkabout adventure, and so your plane crashes on a deserted island, where there's a scary smoke monster and a whiny doctor who won't leave you alone, and you meet this bug-eyed guy who shoots you into a pit of skeletons, and then you get up and throw a knife at the rescue lady, and everyone hates you forever, YEAH REAL FUN GAME HUH?"<br /><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong> <br />John Locke Mousetrap commercial take 2!<br />Locke: "It's called mousetrap. It's my favorite game actually. I used to play it with my brother. First you set the trap, then you strap a little C4 here, and little C4 there, and then when the mouse lands on th...*KABOOM!*"<br />Cut!<br /><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong> <br />John Locke mousetrap commercial take 3!<br />Locke: "Hey kiddo, it's called mousetrap. It's my favorite game actually. First you set the trap, then you move the bucket over here, then you put this special paste I made under your eyes, then you enter into what we call "the sweat lodge", then zombie boone appears to you and takes to an airport and tells you someone is in danger, then you get all colonel bloody kurtz and you go into a cave to battle a polar bear, but your friend dies (it's all your fault btw) and you follow directions from the carvings of a stick that he left behind"<br />Cut!<br /><br /><strong>SHPdonsNoApparel</strong> <br />Locke: "Normally you would put a metal ball in here, but if you don't have one, a kidney bean will do"<br /><br /><strong>cmsmith68</strong> <br />Locke: Then you put a little vodka in this bucket, the mouse drinks it, it passes out, then ****BAM!!!!!*** you smash it with this Jesus Stick and bury it in a shallow grave.<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />You Locke? <br />Yeah…<br />You Roussoue's kid?<br />Yeah…<br />GAME ON!!!<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff </strong><br />Locke: Hey, Little Jimmy.You want to play Mousetrap? No, not after the way you just sunk my Battleship with a M-80 firecracker.<br /><br /><strong>Texashummingbird</strong> <br />Locke: hey kid, put your quarter in here...the Mousetrap demands a sacrifice<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Kid: So you're telling me if I don't catch this mouse every 108 minutes, what will happen?? <br /><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong> <br />Locke: "It's called mousetrap. It's my favorite game. First you set the trap, and then you..."<br />Kid: "Umm is that a real dead mouse?"<br />Locke: "Well of course, the mousetrap demanded a sacrifice, kiddo."<br /><br /><strong>appathetic_and_confused</strong> <br />Locke: What are you doing in the adult game section? No this is called spouse trap, not for kids.<br /><br /><strong>Goony123</strong> <br />"First you drop this metal ball in here. That makes the boot kick up over here, which makes the marble roll down the chute onto the diver who THROWS HIS OWN SON OUT A WINDOW. OH DAD! I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY!!!! and then the cage drops down onto the mouse. Isn't that neat?"<br /><br /><strong>bringingSazyback</strong> <br />Kid: Man, I told you, I just want to know where the bathroom is.<br />Locke: And I told you, just piss in this.<br /><br /><strong>bringingSazyback</strong> <br />Locke: You and me are going to play a little game, see. A little game of Mousetrap.<br />Kid: But I don't wanna....<br />Locke: And the winner gets Helen, see? You got that? The loser walks away, right?<br />Kid: Who is...<br />Locke: Shut up, sit down, and pick a mouse.<br /><br /><strong>bringingSazyback</strong> <br />Locke: I gotta special purpose. Want to see it?<br />Kid: MOM!<br /><br /><strong>lockesladyluv</strong> <br />he's gonna tell me to pull his finger, i just know it.... and i have no idea where that finger's been....<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts </strong><br />John: If you think this big ol' hunk of plastic is fun, you should see this thing Helen has.<br />Kid: What?<br />John: Never mind. Man, I need to quit drinking during my lunch hour. <br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />John: No, kid, this is not a new game. This is an exact scale replica of my latest and greatest invention......Smoke Monster Trap!<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />And I hear there's a doctor in Miami who can impregnate those daddy mouses.<br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin</strong> <br />Ya see Jimmy, you can be one of three things. A hunter, a farmer or a mousetrapper. I know which I am Jimmy, and some day, some day, you'll know which you are too, Jimmy. <br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />Kid: It's a trap, right? For catching animals?<br />Locke: Hand me that glue over there.<br />Kid: I give up. What is it?<br />Locke: It's a cradle!<br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin</strong> <br />Ya see Jimmy, mousetrap is a complicated game. Some ....might say it's science. That science makes the trap come down. But others.....they know it takes faith for the trap to come down at just the right moment.. You have to believe, Jimmy.....you have to believe the trap will fall when it's suppose to. There's a reason it falls Jimmy....we may not know it....but there's a reason. We have to believe it Jimmy.<br /><em>(I am so reminded of Captain Kirk with Locke's dramatic pauses.)</em><br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />John: ...and then you push the button every 108 minutes, which saves the world and keeps the mouse safe from the trap.<br />Kid: That doesn't sound like the same game my dad told me about.<br />ohn: Yeah, well you can't trust everything your dad tells you, trust me.<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Locke: Tommy, can you hear me?<br />Tommy, can you see me?<br />You're a "Mousetrap Wizzard" <br /><br /><strong>The_Deli_Llama </strong> <br />Locke "---Ssee how the mouse got its legs caught under the falling trap? It's called foreshadowing."<br /><br /><strong>CoolHandLocke</strong> <br />Locke: "You're a cheater, kid. You think you can come in here and play mousetrap, and move the pieces as you please, and communicate with the outside world whenever you want to. You're a hypocrite, a pharisee, kid. You don't deserve to play this mousetrap. If you had ANY idea what this mousetrap was really like, if you had any idea about the MAGIC of mousetrap..."<br />Kid: "I'm just looking for my dad"<br /><br /><strong>CoolHandLocke</strong> <br />Kid: "mister, mister, help me, i lost my mommy!"<br />Locke: "Don't worry, the mousetrap will tell us what to do"<br /><br /><strong>CoolHandLocke</strong> <br />Locke: "mousetrap is the greatest game in the world. Do you wanna know a secret, Walt?"<br />Kid: "My name is Brian" <br /><br /><strong>Rocc_Holliday</strong> <br />Locke: The Others have infiltrated Walmart, I must enter 77.<br />kid: dab si nottub eht ,nottub eht hsup t'nod<br /><br /><strong>Rocc_Holliday</strong> <br />Locke: why do you find it so hard to play this game?<br />kid: why do you find it so easy?<br />Locke: IT'S NEVER BEEN EASY!!<br /><br /><strong>fedrich519</strong> <br />Hey Mister, aren't you a little old to be working here?back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-50305278982524200862007-08-28T11:31:00.000-04:002007-08-28T11:51:07.398-04:00French Translation Edition<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/normal_1x12_whatever_the_case_may_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/normal_1x12_whatever_the_case_may_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>cmsmith68</strong> <br />Shannon: What does C A T spell?<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Shannon (thinking to herself): "I can't believe it. Whenever all my other boyfriends said they wanted to do homework together, it meant they wanted to make out. But this guy ACTUALLY wants to do homework"<br /><br /><strong>NonDeFonzoPoocarelli </strong> <br />Shannon..lets see..uumm...Un Pingouin...penguin,,i think...and aaa,,un kangourou..aaa.. geezz..oh! Kangaroo!..and aaaa..et un pre'tre..ooh..aaaa,, uumm..a priest!!.. yea a priest!!!...marchez dans un cafe'..marchez dans un cafe"..waa..waalk in ..to ..aaa uum cafe!<br />..A penguin, a Kangaroo and a priest walk into a bar,,,<br />Sayid.." Yes ! Yes! Go On Go on!"<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />"Wow, these Dharma Initiative Entrance Exams are tough."<br /><br /><strong>talkswithhands</strong> <br />Sayid: Now remember Shannon, this has to be completely confidential!<br />Shannon: Yes, I realize that Sayid. Our safety would certainly be in danger if the truth got out!<br />Sayid: Okay, which threads are going today? Being the moderators for the General Board IS sure a difficult job.<br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin</strong> <br />Not even being stuck on a deserted island can stop these soduko fanatics.<br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin</strong> <br />The Losties had been on the island for soooo long it was necessary to create a planning department.<br />Sayid's paper: Your proposal for a tent expansion has been denied. Pelase refer to section 42a, which states no tent shall interfer with beach accessability and beach views of established tents in the camp.<br /><br /><strong>NonDeFonzoPoocarelli</strong> <br />Sayid..." Not so fast Shannon.. make sure I got that rite,,How,,do,, you,,keep,,,a,,, blonde,,busy"<br /><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong> <br />Sayid: Say, Shannon, what's another word for pirate treasure?<br />Shannon: Um, booty?<br /><br /><strong>PoeFan1 </strong> <br />Geico $250.00<br />Progressive $200.00<br />AIG $195.00<br />Shannon thinking: Why doesn't Hurley review his own stupid Dharma van insurance quotes!<br />Sayid thinking: Hurley promised I could use the Dharma van to take Shannon parking if I helped him with these insurance quotes.<br /><br /><strong>NonDeFonzoPoocarelli</strong> <br />Sayid.." psst Shannon...do you think any one will wonder where we got fresh pencils from?<br />Shannon.." not only the pencils,, but Sharpened Pencils!,,shhh. just act like nothings abnormal..no one will notice.."<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Shannon: "What? Over $200 for "Soul Glo"? We can't keep this up. <br />Sayid: "And $250 for peticures. Perhaps you could cut back to once a month?<br /><br /><strong>lockesladyluv</strong> <br />shannon: i think he likes me... i mean really likes me in a likes likes me sort of way... he is kinda cute and he does have nice eyes... i guess anything would be better that that queer little step brother of mine or that old geezer who eats rats... maybe he'll ask me to the dance this friday down by the bamboo grove... maybe he'll kiss me and we'll fall in love and have lots of island babies...<br />sayid: she's skinny but i'd do her...<br /><br /><strong>NonDeFonzoPoocarelli</strong> <br />Shannon..." Le cheval de Locke n'a pas eu un mouvement d'entrailles..I.. I have no idea what that means Sayid.."<br />Sayid.." I suspect Locke is rite in the middle of all this.."<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />Shannon: Sayid, did you just give me a map that leads to the zipper on your pants?<br />Sayid: Indeed, I did. I have something I would like you to do, so I thought I'd draw you a map. I got the idea from Henry Gale and Anna Lucia.<br />Shannon: Henry Gale and Anna Lucia? Who are they? <br />Sayid: We haven't met them yet, but they'll both be around in a few months time.<br />Shannon: Wait a minute. If we haven't met them, how did you get the map idea from them?<br />Sayid: I saw it in a flash forward.<br />Shannon: Flash forward? I thought we only had flash backs?<br />Sayid: No, no, you stupid harlot. Flash backs are so yesterday. Flash forwards are all the rage now, pretty soon we'll all be having them.<br />Shannon: I'm confused.<br />Sayid: Yes, I'm sure you are. Here, follow this map to my zipper and you will find the answers you seek.<br />Shannon: Well, OK, if you say so.<br />Sayid: (thinking) I love this island.<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />Sayid: Can you read this? What does it say?<br />Shannon: To whom it may concern, we are survivors of Flight 815. We have survived on this island for 80 days. There's also some Scottish guy who was not on the plane. He claims he has lived through this before, and says he knows I'm going to die. But I don't believe him. There's no such thing as time travel, right?<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />Shannon: I can't believe what this says!<br />Sayid: What does it say?<br />Shannon: Snape just told Harry--<br />Sayid: No! I don't want to hear any Harry Potter spoilers! Let me enjoy the book without knowing what will happen!<br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br />Shannon: Oh....my gawd. You get your tank tops at the same store I do.<br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br />Shannon: Sayid, this is just a map of the holes you're going to dig. And why is this one labeled with my name?<br />Sayid: Please, focus on translating.<br />Shannon: You did get that tank top at the same store I did..the one in Paris. You lyer...you've been in France.<br />Sayid: Time to dig your hole.<br /><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong> <br />Sayid: According to my calculations, the distance from the pirate treasure at location X squared + Y squared, take the square root of that and divide it by iteration time over a period of 16 years, means that I shall be finding Shannon's booty by approximately supper time tonight....<br />Shannon: Um, did you just say something?<br />Sayid: Just keep translating.<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong><br />Sayid attempts to build a humanoid with leftover body parts and electronics from the crash. Blonde and beautiful, his creation only lacks a left arm and brain.<br /><br /><strong>gretchielost</strong><br />Sayiede: And what does that look like to you?<br />Shannon, looking at ink blot: An Arabic man and a blond bimbo playing patty cake.<br />Sayiede: Mmmmm<br /><br /><strong>avoidnwork</strong> <br />Shannon to Sayid: Are you sure we still have to do taxes?<br /><br /><strong>talkswithhands</strong> <br />Sayid: Hmmm, what do you think Shannon? should we allow them to say a $ $ or is that too risque'?<br />Shannon: no a$$ is fine. But if they EVER say "Mods are clods" again...<br />Both: IP BANNED FOR SURE!<br /><br /><strong>Cheezeee</strong> <br />Shannon: at least you're a better tutor thn Jack. He used to wipe his tears before he handed me the sheet.<br /><br /><strong>kharma_bites</strong> <br />Shannon:<br />Huh, my horoscope says I'm going to be in a hole soon.<br />Sayid: <br />Funny, so does mine.<br /><br /><strong>talkswithhands</strong> <br />Sayid: Look Shannon, if you ever want to get ahead in life, you need a college education. You know that Dharma U. only accepts the best students, so just keep studying for your ACTs.<br />Shannon: Whatever. <br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong><br />The last show I was on, we had to memorize our lines. It's so much easier when they let us read them!<br /><br /><strong>Rocc_Holliday</strong> <br />Shannon: the electrical jargon for this radio is just so damn confusing . . . <br />Sayid: that's because you're reading the spanish side<br /><br /><strong>appathetic_and_confused</strong> <br />Shanon: whats this? Oh, Kama sutra..... <br />Sayid: it's upside down<br />Shanon: (turns upside down) Kinky!back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-86667693323458727092007-08-28T10:56:00.000-04:002007-08-28T11:26:18.639-04:00Another Day, Another Wardrobe Crisis...Again....<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/henryiancusick-3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/henryiancusick-3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br />Desmond: I can't believe I'm actually in Godspell.<br /><br /><strong>CoolHandLocke</strong> <br />"The universe has a way of course correcting and -- and I can't stop it forever. I'm sorry. I'm sorry because no matter what I try to do, I'm gonna lose my shirt inexplicably again, Annie!"<br /><br /><strong>General_Board </strong><br />By the time we got to Woodstock, we were half a million strong.<br /><br /><strong>zosogirl28</strong> <br />A shirtless Desmond makes the world go 'round! <br /><br /><strong>shootingstar815 </strong> <br />Desmond leads the Charlie Pace Fan Club to their next meeting. <br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin</strong> <br />Ok, casual, casual. When I catch up to them I have to be casual. Ok. 'Hi your him'. No, too much. 'Hey, aren't you'. Better, ok. Don't rush to questions about the flashforwards, slowly, get them in slowly. Don't scare him off, he has to know something about the flashforwards. <br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />To the right of picture:<br />Memorial cross where Mikile was killed in a motocycle accident.<br />To the left of the picture:<br />Memorial cross where Mikile died from being struck by a bus.<br />Down the road on the right:<br />Memorial cross where Mikile died from an unknown object falling from the sky.<br /><br /><strong>OneArmyedDonkey</strong> <br />The beach can't be much further now!<br /><br /><strong>talkswithhands</strong> <br />Woman thinking: Oh man, I am gonna end up with a farmer tan if I can't get my sleeves rolled up... <br /><em>Des thinking: dumb tourists</em><br /><br /><strong>grannieindisguise </strong> <br />A shirtless Desmond makes the world go 'round! <br />EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*thud* <br /><em>sound of fangirl striking pavement</em><br /><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong> <br />Crazy Lost fan: "DESMOND! HEY DESMOND! I'm from the future, brotha! Wait for me! I love you Desmond!"<br />Henry's wife: "Who's that, honey?"<br />Henry: "Don't turn around, just keep walking, just keep walking and laughing"<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff </strong><br />Des' one son yells to the other, "Wait up Brotha."<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Working with Juliet, Des surreptitiously collects and successfully clones some Olsen twin DNA changing the chromosome. <br />Desmond: "He he...I'll never have to work another day of my life!"<br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br />Desmond: teehheee...Ah, I love a semi-nudist colony. It's not completely nude and not completely clothed. <br /><br /><strong>shootingstar815</strong> <br />Dez flashes back to the early years of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody. <br /><br /><strong>SHPdonsNoApparel</strong> <br />Desmond: "That one up in the front - he may have your feet, but he's got My chest. Tell er' laddie"<br /><br /><strong>LncshrLassinMI</strong> <br />Jogger: What are the odds?.....I borrow my brother's shorts to go for a quick jog, and who do I run into.......<br />If I pull my shirt over my head, perhaps noone will recognize me.........<br />Photographer: Look behind him.... Angelina!!!!<br /><br /><strong>captainaeon</strong> <br />Des thinks "I flash back, I flash forward, I flash into an alternative universe. But no matter where I flash, Damon Lindeloff is still following me!!!"<br /><br /><strong>radioactive_4 </strong><br />I get fired from the set of Sex in the City because those girls steal the wardrobe ... There's no way I'm losing this job! ... I'm getting those pants off him no matter what!<br /><br /><strong>lost826fan</strong> <br />You mean there's someone else in the picture besides Desmond???<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />"I love being Desmond's son. I had a 17 year old girl ask me to sign her bare bun cheecks. "<br /><br /><strong>042078</strong> <br />Were there no scissors as well as no hairbrushes?<br /><br /><strong>Rocc_Holliday</strong> <br />chick in the back talking to herself: "I'm not British, so why does he keep calling me Super Nanny?"<br />Des: "Hurry up, Supah Nanny!"<br />chick: I wonder if he's ever seen The Hand That Rocks the Cradle . . .<br /><br /><strong>CoolHandLocke </strong> <br />"Ever since I turned the failsafe key, I keep getting these flashes of me and you walking down a road while being chased by a jogging female terminator from the future!"<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Sawyer: "Ain't that cute. It's Dr. and Mrs. Seuess with Thing One and Thing Two."<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Kids on bikes: "What's the buzz? Tell me what's a happening. What's the buzz?...tell me what's happening...."<br />Des: "Please tell them to stop singing that song, dear. I am NOT Jesus"<br />Wife: "Try not to get worried, try not to turn on to <br />Problems that upset you, oh. <br />Don't you know <br />Everything's alright, yes, everything's fine. <br />And we want you to sleep well tonight. <br />Let the world turn without you tonight. <br />If we try, we'll get by, so forget all about us toniiiiight"<br />Des: "Lord, help me"<br /><br /><strong>lucky4me8</strong><br /><em>Alternate Course Course Correction / Flash-Forward # 13:</em><br /><br />Desmond has a barrow in the market place,<br />Molly is the singer in a band.<br />Desmond says to Molly "girl I like your face" --<br />And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand.<br />Obladi oblada life goes on brahh...La la how the life goes on.<br /><br />Desmond takes a trolley to the (same) jewelry store...<br />Buys a twenty carat golden ring (this time, for Molly). <br />Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door.<br />And as he gives it to her she begins to sing.<br />Obladi oblada life goes on brahhh...La la how the life goes on.<br /><br />In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home,<br />With a couple of kids running in the yard,<br />Of Desmond and Molly Jones... <br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Boys: "Great, Dad's taking us out on the boat. By the time we got back last time our hair was past our waist."<br /><br /><strong>Rygc </strong> <br />Thinking: "I am just going to march up to him and ask him............darn right............and he'd better tell me if they're really in freakin' purgatory!!!" <br />To Desmond: "Oh, excuse me, sir, you are my biggest fan!!" Dang, I blew it again! I am so pathetic!<br /><br /><strong>angel_isthecenterfold</strong> <br />Des: **flashes a grin and says with a swagger** Why yes, I am Jesus. But the abc folks still insist that i have an undercover bodyguard at all times. Oh well. Meet Delilah.<br />Did you see me in the Gospel of John ...back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-9060811574046250542007-08-28T09:17:00.000-04:002007-08-28T10:24:13.732-04:00More Eyeshadow! Stat!<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/walkabout484.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/walkabout484.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>cmsmith68</strong> <br />Jack: Boar's blood makes excellent rouge! Here, let me rub a little on your cheek.<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />As soon as I'm done screwing the head on, it will look just like her!<br /><br /><strong>captainaeon</strong> <br />Jack--'Uh, Kate, why didn't you tell me you had superglue on your face before I touched it???'<br />Kate thinks Mwaaaaaahaha! At last, he is mine!!!<br /><br /><strong>NonDeFonzoPoocarelli</strong> <br />..let me have a look here,, uh huh..uh huh...Just as i thought!..Sawyer really needs to get his hickey placement together..<br /><br /><strong>NonDeFonzoPoocarelli</strong><br />you sure Kate??!! Are You Sure??<br />Yes Jack..<br />No, seriously Kate, Are you sure??<br />Jack relax,, absolutely no handcuffs were involved..<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Jack: "Are you sure you've been tested for ALL the various STDs? This looks an awful lot like......"<br />Kate: "I swear, it's just a cut from the crash!"<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Kate thinking to herself: "Oh....my.....gawd. Is that the same finger I just saw him scratching his butt with?"<br /><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong><br />Jack: Smell my finger, what does it smell like, kate?<br />Kate: *Sign* Fishbiscuits<br /><br /><strong>Addicted_To_Love</strong> <br />Jack: Awwww Kate...I'm gonna cry!! <br />**tears up...booohooo**<br />Kate: You really are a wimp!<br /><br /><strong>lockesladyluv </strong> <br />if you taste me i'll taste you<br /><br /><strong>NonDeFonzoPoocarelli</strong> <br />.Kate I warned you about Julie.. Heck ,One time She coldcocked me into Charlietown..<br />..Charlietown??<br />..Omg,,is Dez lurking somewhere around here?<br /><br /><strong>NonDeFonzoPoocarelli</strong> <br />..Ya doin great Kate!,,Keep yur guard up and keep that left jab workin!!Okay!!,, Jab ! Jab! Jab!,,A few more and Charlie will out for the count!!...<br /><br /><strong>NonDeFonzoPoocarelli</strong> <br />..Yep.. tree Frog Kiss..geez Kate,, is there anything that doesn't luv you?<br /><br /><strong>appathetic_and_confused</strong> <br />If you turn your head like this you look like slyvester stalone<br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong> <br />Jack: Me? A vampire? No, I just want to kiss you on the neck, Kate......you've been watching too many horror flicks.<br />Kate: Then why do you have fangs, Jack? <br />Jack: It was Bernard. He said it would attract the ladies. Nice job, huh? Now, this won't hurt a bit, Kate..............<br /><br /><strong>back_gammon</strong><br />LOL! Fangs like this?! <br /><br /><a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/Matthew_Fox.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/Matthew_Fox.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>Rygc</strong> <br />I like it, I like it! Love the eyebrows, too! Jack has never looked better.<br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin</strong> <br />Heard from behind Jack, slowly getting louder as he gets closer. and closer.... <br />Jack...JACK....Stop Jack.....I'm the dentist here! Jack, come on, your not a dentist I am! It's all I have Jack, it's the only thing I can do, let me do it. I need to do this Jack. For Rose's sake, I need to be the dentist.back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-78449427306562589792007-08-28T09:14:00.000-04:002007-08-28T13:44:36.556-04:00Short Bits 1<strong>Woe, Thy Name is Juliet</strong><br /><a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/twocitiescap-0016.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/twocitiescap-0016.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>captainaeon</strong> <br />No, there isn't an island full of disfunctional plane crash survivors and evil Others under my fingernail! That's just crazy...<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong> <br />OOooh..i wish that ant on the floor would SHUT UP!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong> <br />..ETHAN!! ETHAN,,not,,a good time..for banging ..on the ..pipes.. NOT!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />,,OH CRAP!! I forgot to lock the cages!!<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Ryan Seacrest is not in my bed. Ryan Seacrest is not in my bed. Ryan Seacrest is not in my bed. OMG! Ryan Seacrest IS in my bed. It was only 3 long island ice teas...HOW IN THE WORLD COULD THIS HAPPEN!<br /><br /><strong>CAPSLOCKE</strong> <br />"doh! i just watched the pilot episode like 20 times in slow motion, and now you tell me that this missed clue was a hoax?!"<br /><br /><strong>Orientation</strong> <br /><a href="http://i13.tinypic.com/47sky91.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i13.tinypic.com/47sky91.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>UMRMech </strong><br />"Alright Ben, I say that this is the red one. But I really don't see why I have to go through all of this just for another piece of French Toast."<br /><br /><strong>silverhalo1217</strong> <br />"You want me to pin the tail on your what?!?!"<br /><br /><strong>Patchcrazy</strong> <br />You can tell I'm related to Sun because my hairstyle is the same. All the answers are in the background!! keep looking for easter eggs!"<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane </strong> <br />Headline:..GEORGE FINALLY IDENTIFIED!!<br /><br /><strong>justacoolguy36</strong> <br />behind the scenes footage of how Paulo and Nikki got picked to be the new characters. <br /><br /><strong>Hush, Hush, Sweet Ethan</strong><br /><a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/02.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/02.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br /><br /><em>As a contestant in the first ever Dharma Talent Show, Ethan Rom does his impression of rapper Eminem in the movie 8 Mile:</em><br /><br />Ethan: You better lose yourself in the jungle, we're Dharma, we'll harm ya, we're never gonna let you go. You only had one shot, but John Locke decided to blow the submarine all to hell and now you're stuck here, yo.<br /><br />Ben: ::off camera:: I'll be so glad when we get to the episode where Charlie kills him.back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-21559638940258425232007-08-28T08:54:00.000-04:002007-08-28T09:06:30.929-04:00Smells Like Boone Spirit<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/walkabout243.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/walkabout243.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>silverhalo1217</strong> <br />Boone: Oh, p-friggin-u! Jack, did you just cut one? <br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Boone: "Yes, right up there on the left a bit. A big, black, swoopy thingy."<br />Jack: "I don't know, Boone. Looked like a CGI aritfact to me."<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Boone: "How's this, Jack? *Sniffle* Ugghhh-ugghhh"<br />Jack: "Not bad. But you have to put more emotion into it, and the tears really have to flow. Try not to make too much noise either. Crying is more believeable if it's silent. You get more sympathy that way"<br />Boone: "Thanks, Jack. You're a great teacher"<br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br />Jack: We just need two more metrosexuals and then we can call our band Duran Duran!<br />Boone: Uh, man! I smell like I sound.<br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong> <br />Boone: Well, pilgrim, looks like we'll have to put the wagons in a circle."<br />Jack: Ooo, ooo, don't tell me.............William Shatner? Chuck Norris?<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Boone: "Doc, my arm hurts when I do this."<br />Jack: "Don't do that."<br />Ba da bump.<br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong> <br />Jack: Ewwww! Use a tissue, will ya?<br />Boone: You should talk! Have you seen how filthy your face is? <br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br />Jack: I'm not sure if it's the result of our plane crashing or that this island manipulates time...but it's like I'm looking at myself 10 years younger.<br />Boone: I'm in love with my sister.<br /><br /><strong>PoeFan1</strong> <br />Boone: I really need a kleenex, my nose is running like crazy!<br />Jack: Ewwww, now your arm hair is going to be all sticky!<br /><br /><strong>MingoLeger</strong> <br />Boone: Jack, I'm really scared! Who knows what we might find on this island! There might be crazy French women with rifles! Or people who wear fake beards and capture children! Or mysterious hatches! Or black smokey monster thingies, or . . . . .<br />Jack: I'm in love with your sister too.<br /><br /><strong>foom2</strong> <br />"Ughhhh Hurley if your gonna cut the cheese at least warn us"!<br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin</strong> <br />"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Don't you?"<br />"No."<br /><br /><strong>Leah173</strong> <br />Jack: [about Kate] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. <br />Boone: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. <br />Jack: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. <br />Boone: It's quite pungent. <br />Jack: Oh yeah. <br />Boone: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. <br />Jack: Yep. <br />Boone: Jack, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. <br />Jack: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. <br />Boone: That doesn't make sense. <br />Jack: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr. <br /><br /><strong>Goony123</strong> <br />Jack: "Look, for the last time, I have the ascot so I get to be Fred. Now get over here and be my Daphne."<br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong> <br />Boone: Gag! We gotta dig us a new latrine, Jack. That's just nasty!<br />Jack: I'll go tell Sayid to dig a deeper hole...........<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />Jack: There's a lot in this wreckage. Maybe we'll find something useful.<br />Boone: Let's try to find my watch.<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Jack: "For God's sake, Boone, USE A KLEENEX! Didn't your parents ever teach you how to wipe your nose?!! Is that the same hand you eat with?!! I think you're making me sick. I mean it, you are really making me want to hurl."back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-36673358065868037782007-08-27T14:28:00.000-04:002007-08-27T14:38:40.043-04:00Say "Cheese" Edition<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/dave-promo09.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/dave-promo09.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>MingoLeger</strong> <br />Guy behind the doctor in the grey robe: Hey everyone! I found a peep hole to the women's showers!!!!!<br /><br /><strong>bringingSazyback </strong><br />Doc: Say queso!<br />Hurley: Dude, just cause I'm latino.....that's not cool.<br />Doc: Okay, say cheese!<br />Hurley: That's kind of mean you know. I've got a plate of rabbit food here. I'd kill for some cheese. And ranch dressing. A big vat of ranch dressing, right here in the chair next to me, so I can dip my rabbit food in it. THAT would make me smile my a** off man.<br />Doc: Okay okay, I'm just going to count to three. 1....2....3<br />Leonard: 4! 4 8 15 16 23 42 4 8 15 16 23 42<br />Hurley: Now look at what you did.<br /><br /><strong>grannieindisguise </strong> <br />Dave? Dave's not here. <br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong> <br />Hey, Dave, can I take your picture? Who's your visible friend?<br /><br /><strong>cmsmith68</strong> <br />Hugo, this is for the before photo spread.<br /><br /><strong>Queen_of_Slack </strong><br />Dave, could you move in a little closer to Hurley? <br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br />Ok, just one more photo for Nurse Ratched's album.<br />Leonard: I'm not just talking about my wife, I'm talking about my LIFE, I can't seem to get that through to you. I'm not just talking about one person, I'm talking about everybody. I'm talking about form. I'm talking about content. I'm talking about interrelationships. I'm talking about God, the devil, Hell, Heaven. Do you understand... FINALLY?<br /><br /><strong>bringingSazyback </strong> <br />Hurley: So.....what's this for again?<br />Doc: Just a picture Hugo. I need to show you something.<br />Hurley: Dude, there is no bird living in my hair.<br />Doc: There is! Everytime I have you in session it pokes it's feathery little head out and gestures at me with it's tiny little wing, and I know it's flipping me off, I just know it! And I am going to prove it! Say cheese you little.....<br />Hurley: (to Leonard) Something tells me this guy is about to huck a water fountain out the window lol.<br /><br /><strong>bringingSazyback</strong> <br />Hurley: Doc, why are you holding Dennis against the wall with your hiney?<br />Doc: He won't stay out of the shot.<br />Dennis: mmffff<br />Hurley: I don't think he can breathe dude.<br />Doc: He's fine <vrrrtttttt>.<br />Dennis: MMFFFFFF!!!!<br /><br /><strong>Rocc_Holliday</strong> <br />Hurley: "dude, check out my new tat! get a picture of it!!"<br />Doc: "alright, flash the camera. I swear Crazy People Gone Wild will be a hit!"<br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong> <br />Hurley: You know, Dave, I'm getting pretty fed up with the paparazzi! You grab his camera and I'll deck him.....count of three.........<br /><br /><strong>Sawyers_Sidekick</strong> <br />Sex addict Steve is at it again! This time he humps the door!<br /><br /><strong>lockesladyluv</strong> <br />hey doc, you're zipper's open.....<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />Photographer: It's Jorge Garcia! The Enquirer will pay me thousands of dollars for this photo!<br />Jorge Garcia: Go away, we're in the middle of filming a scene!<br /><br /><strong>talkswithhands</strong> <br />Photog: ...and you will be the plus size model for this season's "Who will be America's Next Top PJ Model. Miss J is gonna loooove you!"<br /><br /><strong>ImZira</strong> <br />Dr. ...."Yeah baby that's it! Work it for me!"<br />(Aside to assistants) "Hey guys-turn on the wind machine!"<br />"Yeah- that's hot! I've never worked with more sultry celery! "<br /><br /><strong>Rygc </strong> <br />Dave, would you stop making that V sign over Hurley's head??back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-3320385751183468282007-08-27T14:01:00.000-04:002007-08-27T14:17:08.401-04:00Six-Pack Abs Edition<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/ian5eb0.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/ian5eb0.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />Jack: You get Boone down here! Get him here right now, and if I'm drunker than he is, you can fire me!<br /><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong> <br />Boone: "Dont wanna sound like I suffer from lack of faith here John, but it just seems weird that the island would want me to get drunk in my underwear, that's all I'm saying"<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />OMG !!!!! ......... Boone only has four toes on his right foot.<br /><br /><strong>General_Board</strong> <br />"Are you sure this is what they meant by 'product placement?'"<br /><br /><strong>MingoLeger</strong> <br />Boone: 99 bottles of beer on the wall . . . . . . .<br /><br /><strong>SHPdonsNoApparel</strong> <br />Person taking picture: Ian, is that a heini in your hand or are you just happy to see me?<br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong> <br />It'll make your career, they said. You inherit a big company and sleep with your half-sister, they said. Just sign on the bottom line, they said. Wha' happened? I needs another beer. <br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong> <br />So I've taken a role on a new show called 'LOST'.........what's it about? Well, from what I understand, a plane crash on a mysterious island, a polar bear, a smoke monster and a doctor who cries alot. I figure the island is just an analogy for Purgatory. They're gonna be so glad they hired me. Yup, (swigs his beer and burps) I got it made, man!<br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin</strong> <br />Creeaaaakk.....opens door to the room......step step......walks in a little and looks around then straight ahead.......Hm. So this purgatory?.....puts hands on hips.... Better than I thought. I think I can stay here awhile. <br /><br /><strong>OneArmyedDonkey</strong> <br />Boone: in best Anna Nicole Smith Voice ~~"Do you like my bodday?"~~<br /><br /><strong>_Sasquatch_</strong> <br />Got Daddy issues?<br /><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong> <br />"Schwing!"<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />Ian: I can't believe it. I thought I was lock to be in 300 after Rodrigo pulled some strings and got me an audition. "Your body isn't good enough to play a Spartan", they said. "We might be able to use you as a female extra", they said. Oh well, I still have the two LOST flashbacks coming up, that's something. Oh who am I kidding? I'm a loser, a has-been.........I need another beer.<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Boone: "They say that you really only rent beer. I just decided to skip the middle man"<br /><br /><strong>kharma_bites</strong> <br />Boone: What? The doc said to put something cold on it to help the swelling!<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong><br />*Boone's mom, banging on wall from other room(*<br />"Stop that or you'll go blind!"<br />dontlookatme <br />'... This beer would taste better if it was related to me..."<br /><br /><strong>_Sasquatch_</strong> <br />"I got Jack all those pens, and then I got shannon to help, and I tried to use CPR but couldn't do it right...and no one appreciate me...*gulp gulp*"<br /><br /><strong>_Sasquatch</strong>_ <br />"after that crappy dharma beer this stuff is amazing!"<br /><br /><strong>MingoLeger</strong> <br />Boone: I run my mother's wedding business. What the heck did you THINK I'd be drinking? Too bad these bottles don't come with little umbrellas.back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-5260328049605282892007-08-27T13:20:00.000-04:002007-08-27T13:44:28.968-04:00Lamson Tube Edition<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/Lost20finale.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/Lost20finale.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>General_Board</strong> <br />Sawyer: "Look Doc, all I'm sayin' is, if DHARMA coulda read your handwriting on that prescription, maybe the suppositories they sent wouldn't be this big."<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Sawyer: What is it Doc?<br />Jack: It's pictures of us with some sort of captions written alongside. Hey these guys are good; Back Gammon, Mingo,Lionartist,Geoff and a bunch of others.<br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin</strong> <br />Ok Dude, act innocent....they don't know this pile of thermoses is one of your stashes. Just act cool....they didn't see the pile of matching lunchboxes....just act surprised and don't make eye contact.....be cool.....they'll just think it's the Others, they do a lot of weird stuff. <br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br />Jack reading his fortune: You will meet with a big surprise.<br />Hurley: You gotta say "in bed" at the end.<br /><br /><strong>Bullet_Proof_Breast</strong> <br />Jack reading notebook: "'I have been observing the doctor from the crash...he seems to cry a lot...' wtf? I don't cry a lot!"<br />Hurley: "Dude, you really do..."<br />Kate: "You do cry a lot Jack..."<br />Sawyer: "You give Meryl Streep a run for her money there, doc."<br /><br /><strong>BelleLP9</strong> <br />I'm sick of reading these "report violation" reports............we've got real problems to deal with!!<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Jack: "It says "Dear Mr. Abrams, thank you for your submission. But we are not accepting any scripts at this time. Especially not scripts about strange occurances on an island in the south Pacific". It's signed, "Rupert Murdock". What could that mean?"<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />According to this map, the big pile of tubes with papers in them should be 108 paces ahead. Kate, get up, we're almost there!<br /><br /><strong>MingoLeger</strong> <br />Jack: This one says, "HELP! I'm being held captive on this island in a perfectly lovely community with air conditioning, running water, a game room and a book club, but I want to go home to my sister!!!!!"<br />Sawyer: Yeah, right.<br />Kate: She's probably a b!tch.<br />Hurley: Hey, think there are any Apollo bars in these?<br /><br /><strong>OneArmyedDonkey</strong> <br />Sawyer: Let's grab Michael and build a tube raft<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />Sawyer: No, don't open the tubes!<br />Kate: There's a piece of paper in each one, and they each have a word or two on them.<br />Sawyer: Don't read them!<br />Kate: Stay Puft ... Dr. Quinn ... Captain Arab ... Mr. Clean ...<br />Hurley: Dude, those are the nicknames you've been calling us! Someone's sending them to you!<br />Sawyer: You didn't really think I came up with them on my own, did you, over ... weight ... man?<br /><br /><strong>mlj2298</strong> <br />Jack: These are all filled with naked pictures of your mom Sawyer.<br />Sawyer: WHAT????<br />Hurley: Dude........that's messed up.<br /><br /><strong>back_gammon</strong> <br />Jack: It's another one about who is in the coffin.<br />Sawyer: Son of a bitch. <br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br />Jack: It's all the deleted L.O.S.T threads.<br />Sawyer: Now do you see who we're up against?<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Jack (reading): "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." It says that over and over again?<br />Hurley: "Whoever it is, they must know you!"<br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin</strong> <br />Jack: Dear Santa, I've been very good this year. I want a new dolly and a skateboard for my brother.<br />Hmm, so this is where the post offices send all those letters.<br /><br /><strong>cmsmith68</strong> <br />Hurley: Any Mr. Cluck's in any of these tubes?<br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br />Jack: It says here on my cable bill ~service fee~, I mean it's on here twice...what exactly is a "service fee" anyways?<br />Sawyer: You know that crappy tv remote they give ya? where half the buttons don't work? Well it means they're charging you rent every month for it.<br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong> <br />Kate: I can't believe it..............all these freakin' tubes say "Sorry, try again". I never win anything!<br />Hurley: Consider yourself lucky........<br />Sawyer: Freckles, even if you win, how you gonna collect? They ain't bringing you a free coffee all the way out here.<br /><br /><strong>radioactive_4</strong> <br />Sawyer: Looks like this island need to have it's tubes tied.<br />Hurley: Tubular dude!<br /><br /><strong>Bullet_Proof_Breast</strong> <br />Jack: "I wonder why Dharma felt the need to drop ship all these tubes of vagisil out here?<br />Sawyer: "Why do you find it so hard to believe they'd do that?"<br />Jack: "Why do find it so easy?!?!?!?"<br /><br /><strong>ALDILA</strong> <br />Hurley: And all along I thought the Others recycled.<br /><br /><strong>ALDILA</strong> <br />Jack: So this is where all the lost checks at the bank are.<br /><br /><strong>OneArmyedDonkey</strong> <br />Hurley: One of these has to have a dollar in it!<br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br />Kate: hee-hee-ha, we're all wearing backpacks...what are the odds?<br /><br /><strong>ginnyphreak</strong> <br />kate-they used these at the bank i robbed.<br />jack-what? why can't i meet a normal girl <br />kate-oops<br /><strong><br />NonDeFonzoPoocarelli </strong> <br />JACK,," Dear Damon and Carlton,,,Why doesn't Hurley lose any weight?..How come Kate is always dirty? What is up with Sawyer always being a d i c k? And whats up with Jacks tat? .."..<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts </strong><br />Jack: It says, "Dear Mr. Shephard, we need to speak to you immediately about your unpaid loan. According to our records, you have been out of medical school for 8 years and have yet to make a single payment. Please contact us immediately to settle this account. Sincerely, Sallie Mae."<br />Sawyer: Son of a b!tch.<br />Kate: How in the hell did you find you on an island that can't be detected?<br />Hurley: Dude, I would offer to help you out, but apparently I can't trust you to pay me back either.<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />Jack: These are the suggestions fans wrote in.<br />Sawyer: We can't read all of them! Pick one at random, Freckles.<br />Kate: Stop airing reruns.<br />Hurley: We can do that. Just go nine months without airing any episodes at all. What does the next one say?<br />Kate: Explain Jack's tattoos.<br /><br /><strong>VeiledLaughter </strong><br />Sawyer: "Alright, Jack. You're the doctor. Why does Kate keep pooping out these tubes?"<br />Hurley: "Aww, dude, I just stepped in one."<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />Jack: What did you find, Kate?<br />Kate: Nothing, just a series of tubes.<br />Hurley: Dude, didn't you know that some senator said the internet is a series of tubes? We found the internet!<br />Sawyer: Well, what are you waiting for? Send this senator's office an internet. Unless someone's downloading ten movies, it should get there by Friday!<br /><br /><strong>Rygc </strong> <br />Kate: (laughing hysterically) Tubes! Tubes! I found them and they're ALL MINE!!! Ah hahahahaha! All mine, I tell ya....<br />Hurley: But I shared the food with you...at least let me open one.<br />Sawyer: Come on, Freckles, give the dude a tube.<br />Kate: What'll you give me for it, Hurley? And no, not a ride in a net........<br />Jack: (cries) (What else?)<br /><br /><strong>lockesladyluv</strong> <br />if you are reading this note, you may be standing in the middle of the largest pile of plastic rabbit poooo left here by the world's largest blow-up bunny.... congratulations! grab the shovel and start digging!back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-22300404903059965872007-08-27T12:26:00.000-04:002007-08-27T12:58:18.744-04:00The Crying Game Edition<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/kate-cap659.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/kate-cap659.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><strong>BelleLP9</strong> <br />OK, the obvious:<br />*Jack thinking to himself* "Phew..........I really need some deodorant."<br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin</strong><br />Dude, I told you, I don't want to play charades. Why don't you get Locke, he said one of the Others played it with him. Ok. Fine (sigh) You're the Phantom of the Opera. <br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong> <br />Jack: Ew-w-w-w-w-w-w. Hurley, that one's got hang time!<br />Hurley: Sorry, dude, it's the combination of the ranch dressing and the Apollo bars.<br /><br /><strong>LncshrLassinMI</strong> <br />Jack: OK, Hurley, I'll count to a hundred......you hide and I'll come and find you.<br />Hurley: (Rolls eyes) Whatever you say, dude.......just stop crying!<br /><br /><strong>MingoLeger</strong> <br />Jack (crying, of course): B NE!!! Paul !!! CH LLY!!! T M!!!!<br />Hurley: Hey, what about Shannon, Libby and AnaLucia? They're dead too!<br />Jack: who?<br />Hurley: Ummmm . . . . looks like the Skaters are gonna win after all.<br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong> <br />Jack: And then (sob,sob) I turned my daddy in for being drunk in the operating room...........(wipes nose on his arm)<br />Hurley: Ya, well, I gotta go.....er......wash my hair, or something. <br /><br /><strong>SHPdonsNoApparel</strong> <br />Jack: Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in. <br />Hurley: Um, Dude, I just asked how you were doing.<br /><br /><strong>talkswithhands</strong> <br />Jack finds a holistic way to keep from "crying his eyes out". (Literally, they were falling out of his head.) <br />Hurley hurled. <br /><br /><strong>OneArmyedDonkey</strong> <br />Jack: I can't stop crying! <br />Hurley: That time of the month?<br /><br /><strong>Rygc </strong> <br />Hurley: Yep, I did the nasty with Kate before Sawyer did. And Juliette sneaks into my tent every night. Geez, it's so hard to be sexy!<br />Jack: Stop, stop, it's been so long since anyone has come to my tent............<br /><br /><strong>___smitty___ </strong> <br />Jack: it's smitty's birfday and i am stuck on this island! <br />Hurley: Dude, she doesn't even like you anyway......<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Hurley:"Look dude, if you're going to lead this group you're going to have to pull yourself together, man."<br />Jack: "I know, it's just the cumulative weight of managing the shifting dynamics of all the diverse personalities in a evolving enviornment."<br />Hurley: "Whatever". <br />Jack: "Thanks, man."<br />Hurley: "No problem." <br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong> <br />Jack: I think I just leaned in some bird poo - is there some on my elbow?<br />Hurley: Nope, your elbow is the only clean spot on your body, dude. Hit the showers, will ya?<br /><br /><strong>PoeFan1 </strong> <br />Jack: Hurley for goodness sake! Say it don't spray it!!!<br />Hurley: Sorry, dude. I just ate a mango.<br /><strong><br />OneArmyedDonkey</strong> <br />Jack: See, it helps if I wipe like this...<br />Hurley: You still stink Jack<br /><br /><strong>Bullet_Proof_Breast</strong> <br />Jack: "sob sob sob"<br />Hurley: "Dude, all I said was 'I ate the last of the bananas'! Why do you find it so hard to keep yourself together?<br />Jack: "WHY DO YOU FIND IT SO EASY!?!??!?! Bananas.............. "<br /><br /><strong>talkswithhands</strong><br />Hurley: nyuck, nyuck, nyuck<br />Jack: Poke me in the eye again Hurley and I'll... oh, I know try it on Sawyer. He's nothin' but a stooge anyway!<br /><br /><strong>Goony123</strong> <br />Jack: "What is this, a new tattoo? I don't remember seeing this one in the first season!"<br /><br /><strong>Goony123</strong> <br />Hurley thinking: "Maybe if I stand reeaall stil, Jack will think I'm a tree."<br />Jack: ". . . eighteen... nineteen... twenty...Ready or not, hear I co... Hurley! I can see you standing there."<br />Hurley: "Dude, this game sucks."<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Hurley: Who's up for a game of pocket pool, I'll go first.<br />Jack: No.....no.......No!!!!!!!!!!!! <br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Jack: "And, touching Juliet, make blessed my rude hand. Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night."<br />Hurley: "Whoa Dude, did that work?"<br />Jack: "Then she slapped me!"<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Jack: "An then...*sniff*...an then, Sawyer, *Uh*....Sawyer, he hit me with a piece of this big stick...*sniff*......an Jin.....Jin....he was lookin at me....*sob*.....real mean, an Charlie called me a big doody-pants...... *sob*........ an nobody will play wif me anymore....waaaahhhh!"<br />Hurley: " I hate these time shifts"<br /><br /><strong>TheGeoff</strong> <br />Stop crying. All I said is "ABC.com will be transitioning to new message boards. You will be able to view your messages on this board after the transition. We will provide new links and a FAQ after the transition is complete."<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />Jack: ::sniff, sniff:: Man, this shirt stinks. I think I need to do some laundry.<br />Hurley: Uhm, yeah, dude.....that's not a shirt you're wearing. When you get dressed this morning, you were still kinda sleepy and accidently grabbed a pair of my dirty boxer shorts. You think I can get those back?<br /><br /><strong>lockesladyluv</strong> <br />count to 108 without using the numbers and i have to hide?? where's a person of my size going to hide on this craphole island????<br /><br /><strong>Rocc_Holliday</strong> <br />Jack: I can't see! it's so . . . . white!<br />Hurley: that purple is funky<br /><br /><strong>The_Bionic_Guy</strong> <br />Jack : "I'm the hooded claw!"<br />Hurley: "Dude,you forgot your cape."back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-50622797741436076202007-08-27T12:07:00.000-04:002007-08-28T20:52:48.460-04:00Where the Others Go<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/meatcentralpark.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/meatcentralpark.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong> <br />"Say hi to Jacob for me!"<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Ben: "Tourists. *sigh*"<br /><br /><strong>MingoLeger</strong> <br />Ben - is there anywhere Cholly won't go without that guitar???<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Ben: .......sorry we don't have a sercet code for I'm stuck in a porta-potty without any toilet paper.<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Ben: "I told you about that magic box on the island. Well, there ya go...."<br /><br /><strong>General_Board</strong> <br />Ben: "I'm sure that George Michael told me to meet him around here somewhere."<br /><br /><strong>LncshrLassinMI</strong> <br />Driveshaft's new gig?<br /><br /><strong>wednesdayworld</strong> <br />Cholly: "No more outback outhouse here.<br />This place is music to my ears!"<br />Ben: " Finally, luxury! You go ahead. <br />I'll just use that big dumpster instead."<br /><br /><strong>wednesdayworld </strong> <br />Ben: "Everyone from the Message Boards says there's a big stink from George today. . . he can't refresh."<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Paulo: (from inside) "Hey, I don't think THIS toilet works."<br /><br /><strong>slpy</strong> <br />Welcome to Craphole Island....<br /><br /><strong>Rocc_Holliday</strong> <br />Ben: We found another hatch . . . welcome to The Porcelain God<br /><br /><strong>lockesladyluv</strong> <br />I thought dr who used a police box???<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Paulo: Does a Royal Flush beat five diamonds?back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-80693457084285967582007-07-09T09:08:00.000-04:002007-07-09T09:32:57.818-04:00The Hills Are Alive Edition<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/1028_2007_05_05_13_38_36.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/1028_2007_05_05_13_38_36.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="color:#cc0000;"><em>bg: This turned into a very musical edition. Kudus to Lion! </em></span><br /><br /><strong>lostieAR</strong><br />Richard: And that is when I parted the Red Sea.<br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong><br />Richard: All this can be yours, John...................for a kidney.....<br /><br /><strong>shootingstar815</strong><br />Richard: .... And then this helicopter flew over and dropped a huge supply of Dharma Botox...<br /><br /><strong>shootingstar815</strong><br />Richard: ..and over on that mountain is where Jacob and I invented the man purse...<br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong><br />Locke: Ok, so I get three wishes, right?<br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin</strong><br />Locke: so it's a movie......hmmm....The King and I!!!......ahh, Jesus Christ Superstar!!.....um......<br /><br /><strong>Rygc</strong><br />Come over to the dark side, John, and all this will be yours!<br /><br /><strong>Rygc </strong><br />I wuv you this much, Johnny! John is my hero!! Isn't he the cutest thing??<br /><br /><strong>MingoLeger </strong><br />Richard: I'm telling you, John, Ben's woo hoo is THIS big. Why do you find it so hard to believe?<br />John: Why do you find it so easy?<br /><br /><strong>MingoLeger</strong><br />Richard auditions for the part of Moses in the remake of the Ten Commandments.<br /><br /><strong>hellolost</strong><br />Richard: And then I created all this!<br />Locke thinking to self: I wonder why he doesn't get sweat rings under his arm. I have to ask him for some Dharma Deodorant.<br /><br /><strong>radioactive_4</strong><br />.... it's fun to stay at the Y........M.C.A!<br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong><br />Richard: I command thee to rise up and stand...you are healed! You can walk again!<br />Locke: Dude, didn't you guest appear on Scrubs?<br /><br /><strong>General_Board</strong><br />"The hiiiiiiiiills are alive, with the sound of muuuuuuuusic!!!!!"<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist </strong><br /><em>Raindrops on palm leaves and whiskers on Sawyer<br />Bright copper hatches and a crooked lawyer<br />Brown paper packages which DHARMA drops<br />These are a few of my favorite props.<br /><br />Black colored horses and ranch flavored dressing<br />Rock Gods and hot bods and time that's digressing<br />Green birds that fly and say "Hurley" at stops<br />These are a few of my favorite props<br /><br />Girls in white undies who swim to find cases<br />Junkies who snort with their nose and freebases<br />Silver white coconuts from the trees they will drop<br />These are a few of my favorite props<br /><br />When the boar bites<br />When the bee stings<br />When I'm feeling Ben<br />I simply remember my favorite props<br />And then I feel young agaaaiiiin<br /><br /></em><strong>LIONARTist<em> </em></strong><br /><em>How do you solve a problem like Ben Linus?<br />How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?<br />How do you find a word that means Ben Linus?<br />A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!<br /><br />Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him<br />Many a thing he ought to understand<br />But how do you make him stay<br />And listen to all you say<br />How do you keep a wave upon the sand<br /><br />Oh, how do you solve a problem like Ben Linus?<br />How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?<br /><br />When I'm with him I'm confused<br />Out of focus and bemused<br />And I never know exactly where I am<br />Unpredictable as weather<br />He's as flighty as a feather<br />He's a darling! She's a demon! She's a lamb!</em><br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist </strong><br />Richard: John, let me tell you the story of how Ben and I first met.....<br /><br />(Breaks into song)<br /><br /><em>High on a hill was a lonely goat-teurd<br />Lay me odl lay me odl lay hee hoo<br />Loud was the voice of the lonely goat-teurd<br />Lay me odl lay me odl-oo<br /><br />Folks in a town that was quite remote heard<br />Lay me odl lay me odl lay mee hoo<br />Lusty and clear from the goat-teurd's throat heard<br />Lay me odl lay me odl-oo<br /><br />O ho lay mee odl mee o, o ho lay dee odl ay<br />O ho lay mee odl mee o, lay mee odl lee o lay<br /><br />A prince on the bridge of a castle moat heard<br />Lay me odl lay me odl lay mee hoo<br /><br />Men on a road with a load to tote heard<br />Lay me odl lay me odl-oo<br /><br />Men in the midst of a choking throat heard<br />Lay me odl lay me odl lay mee hoo<br /><br />Men drinking beer in a van remote heard<br />Lay me odl lay me odl-oo<br /><br />One little boy in a DHARMA coat heard<br />Lay Me odl lay Me odl lay hee hoo<br /><br />He yodeled back to the lonely goat-teurd<br />Lay me odl lay me odl-oo<br /><br />Soon his Daddy with a gleaming boat heard<br />Lay me odl lay me odl lay mee hoo<br />What a duet for a boy and goat-teurd<br /><br />Lay me odl lay me odl-oo<br /><br />Ummm (ummm) . . .<br />Odl lay me (odl lay ee)<br />Odl lay mee hee (odl lay hee hee)<br />Odl lay me . . .<br /><br />One little boy in a DHARMA coat heard<br /><br />Lay meodl lay me odl lay hoo hoo<br /><br />He yodeled back to the lonely goat-teurd<br /><br />Lay me odl lay me odl-Hoooooooo!</em><br /><br /><strong>042078 </strong><br />John: Tell me more tell me more, how much dough did he spend?<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong><br />John: "What do you mean....you wanna give me....the island?"<br />Richard: " I'm getting older, John. Even though I don't look like it. I can't live forever. Hop into my Alpertvator and I'll show you around the island, John"<br />John: "Alpertvator?"<br />Richard: "Yes. Alpervator. It can go up and down and sideways and longways...."<br /><br />Richard and John enter the Alpervator<br /><br />Richard:<br /><br /><em>"Come with meeee.......<br />and you'll be......<br />In a world of pure imagination<br />Take a look and you'll see<br />Into your imagination<br /><br />We'll begin with a spin<br />Trav'ling in the world of my creation<br />What we'll see..... will defy<br />Explanation<br /><br />If you want to view paradise<br />Simply look around and view it<br />Anything you want to, do it<br />Want to change the world, there's nothing to it<br /><br />There is no life I know<br />To compare with pure imagination<br />Living there, you'll be free<br />If you truly wish to be<br /><br />If you want to view paradise<br />Simply look around and view it<br />Anything you want to, do it<br />Want to change the world, there's nothing to it<br /><br />There is no life I know<br />To compare with pure imagination<br />Living there, you'll be free<br />If you truly wish to beeeee...."</em><br />John: "Gee... Can Grandpa Joe come and live on the island too?"<br /><br />Richard: "No. No grandpas allowed"<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong><br />Richard:<br /><em>Well life on the island is never laid back<br />Ain't much an old island boy like me cant hack<br />Got everybody's files here in my sack<br />Thank God I'm a hostile boy<br /><br />Impersonating Dharma never did me no harm<br />I always look young and I'm full of charm<br />I love to sing like this and raise my arms<br />Thank God I'm a hostile boy<br /><br />Well I got me a tan but I wish I had a fiddle<br />When the suns comin up, got Dharma cakes on the griddle<br />Ol' Ben likes to speak in funny, funny riddles<br />Thank God we're some hostile boys.</em><br />John: ::thinking:: if I were wearing underwear right now, I'd throw them at him.<br /><br /><strong>justacoolguy36</strong><br />Richard: SIMBA!! I AM YOUR FAHTHAH!!<br />John: I don't think Mufasa ever said that . . .<br />Richard: Mufasa, Darth Vader . . . it's all James Earl Jones<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong><br />Richard: "HOOORAAAAYYYY DHARMA BEER!"<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong><br />Richard: "Is very seemple, John. My father, Juan Valdez would bring the coffee bean down from the mountains off Colombia on his mule Conchita, and he would pick only THE FINEST COFFEE BEANS"<br />John: "What the hell is he on about now?"<br /><br /><strong>lockesladyluv</strong><br />richard, you once had a part in magnum, pi didn't you???<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />..thats rite John! what better place for you to get away from all those shucksters and jivers!!,, THIS IS IT!,, and it ALL could be yours for only a modest down payment of 100 thousand dollars..You got 100 thousand dollars??<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane </strong><br />Okay!,,OKAY!!,,,So You were Right John!,, Big Freekin WoopDeeDoo!!! John Was Right About The Horse!! WOWLEKERS!!!<br /><br /><strong>BulletProofBreast</strong><br />Richard: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....<br />Locke: that was a horrible Fonz impression!<br />Richard: was not!!!<br />Locke: shut up, eyeliner boy<br /><br /><strong>zenmaster5280</strong><br />Richard Alpert: "Someday Locke, you can turn all this volcanic ash into kohl pencils and liquid eyeliner. Its your destiny!"back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-4597123985347049602007-07-09T08:52:00.000-04:002007-07-09T09:05:22.575-04:00Hide Their Keys!<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/enter77-445.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/enter77-445.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>lostieAR</strong> <br />TPTB: Man I really pictured this “I Never” scene a little differently in my head. <br /><br /><strong>lostieAR </strong><br />Mikhail: Looks like this week, I die of alcohol poisoning. Cheers! <br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br />Mikhail: Ahh-yes, my blinding potion worked. I'm just glad I only had half a glass.<br /><br /><strong>lostieAR</strong> <br />Sayid: So the torturer, thief, and one-eyed man walk into the bar....<br />Kate: OK Sayid, that's enough, lemme have the drink. <br /><br /><strong>LonesomeRain </strong> <br />Sayid: "Here you go Kate... OK Mikhail, set us up another Wrong Island Iced Tea."<br /><br /><strong>LncshrLassinMI</strong> <br />Mikhail: It's Happy Hour at Patchy's Pub........can I get you another one?<br /><br /><strong>LostDUI</strong> <br />Let us give thanks for these drinks, in Jesus' name, amen. <br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Sayid: "Mikail....Duuuude. Duuuude, man, the shroom juice back in Iraq was never this goooood. You say you put some tree frog in the mix?"<br />Kate: "I am so waaasted. Look at my eyes, man"<br />Mikail: "HahHaHaHaHaHaHa! I see colors"<br />Disclaimer: This attempt at humor in no way endorces the use of drugs in any way. Thank you.<br /><br /><strong>PoeFan1</strong> <br />Sayid: I called Jack Face first Kate, you have to drink.<br />Kate: No, no, no. I called it first, you have to drink.<br />Mikhail: 99 glasses of vodka on the wall... no wait... 99 glasses of Jack on the wall... no wait...<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Mikhail: "Just how does this "key swap" work?<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Sayid: "Drink up Shriners. This rounds on me."<br /><br /><strong>slpy </strong><br />Sayid: Juss keep your eyes closed Kate and imagine dis piss on ice is a lemon drop.<br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin </strong> <br />Mikail is really fast. In the blink of an eye he was able to switch a drink that two people were touching. What ability will we learn next about Mikail??<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Sayid: "Here, Kate, you better take this. I think I'm gonna HUUUUURLEY! RAAAAAALLLLPH! BEEUUULAH!"<br />Kate: "Wow! You sure know a lot of people"<br />Sayid: "BAAAAAAAARRRRRRRT!"<br /><br /><strong>lockesladyluv</strong> <br />kate, this does not feel like the part of you that i wish to fondle....<br /><br /><strong>042078</strong> <br />One potato 2 potato 3 potato 4...<br />5 potato 6 potato 7 potato more...<br />Hot potaaaaaato!<br /><br /><strong>justacoolguy36 </strong> <br />ok, Kate, now taste this one . . . no peeking<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Kate: "Hah! I told you Sayid! You chose Pepsi over Coke again. Thank you for taking the Lost island cola challenge"<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />Mikhail: Let us play a new drinking game. Every time Jack cries, we take a shot.<br />Sayid: ::closes eyes::Yes, I can see it now. If we play this game, we will run out of vodka within the hour. Dharma will need to drop a crate of vodka three times a day for us to keep going.<br />Kate: ::closes eyes::Damn it, I was just hoping for some Sex On The Beach.back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-12077561294719185662007-07-04T10:35:00.000-04:002007-07-04T11:12:14.626-04:00Who's Your Weenie Edition<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/29msxed.png"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/29msxed.png" border="0" /></a><br /><em>In honor of the 4th of July - beans and franks and potato salad and all that.<br /></em><br /><em><span style="color:#cc0000;">Bg: LOL! Missing Plane came up with 60 captions all by himself. It’s surreal.</span></em><br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong><br />Hurley: "Dude, I saw Takeru Kobayashi's name on the passenger manifest. You might want to lay low until that, a , thing clears up."<br /><br /><strong>grannieindisguise</strong><br />"Myyyyyyyy baloney has a first name, it's J-A-C-K-Y!"<br /><br /><strong>lostieAR</strong><br />MF: Man when I asked for another raise, I didn't realize TPTB were going to get back at me with a Hurley flashback.<br />huntsman99<br />This is what I get for crying. I go from a doctor to this.<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />..Of course!..the yellow stripe is French, mustard..<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />...Sarah..this is what I was doin out at 2 am..<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane<br /></strong>..Newspaper Headline... Champion Hotdog Eater Yoshie Declines This Years Competition!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />.".Kate,, Kate!!,,We gotta stop livin the lie,,WE MUST go back to the Island!!"<br /><br /><strong>LncshrLassinMI</strong><br />Jack: "There must be some mistake.....I'm in the wrong timeline........I used to be a spinal surgeon..........doesn't anyone believe me?"<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />..Jack set out to prove what made Locke's Horse that way..<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />..If just one person is made happy and smiles for just one little second,,by golly!!..Okay!! I'll do it!!<br /><br /><strong>slpy</strong><br />Oh I wish I were a Dharma Mayer ******....<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />......................" To BE!.. or Not To Be! That is the question!"......<br />Matt's foray into Summer Stock At Coney Island wasn't quite what he expected it to be.<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />..." You may be the Chief of Surgery,,but,,you have no idea what I've been thru,,I can do This! I Want to operate on that woman!!<br /><br /><strong>BulletProofBreast</strong><br />Jack: Now when I cry it looks really wrong coming from this end of the costume<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />..Hey! HEY!! Wheres everyone GOIN!!?? You all ARE Forgettin , Live TOGETHER,, or Die Alone!!!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong> <br />..yeaa,, I've been to Phukett Island...How can you tell?<br /><br /><strong>slpy</strong><br />Last time on Lost....<br />Ben: The Magic Box is where what ever you wish for can happen...[/i<br />Jack: Ok, who let Hurley in the box?<br />Kate: Sorry Jack, it was me, I wished for a huge....<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Kate!! I TOLD you not to come back for me!!!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />...Yes Julie.. with those cantalopes,, you definetly are one of us..Now lets go make picnic together..<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />..Well Shoot!!..Ben said President Bush was re-elected,, and and Superman died, and heck, The red sox won the world series,, so.. I'm READY!!..Ready to go back to the real world!!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />..Sooo John!, Just WHAT makes you so sure this Island has a Purpose!!??<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Kate,,i did it..because..I love you...<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />..." Sawyer,,its with Me !,, and if anybody has any problems with that..you're gonna have to deal with me first!!"<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Desmond..." Aaah Jack,, I have these flashes,,and aah..see your future or " a " future,,,and ahh.. nooo.. your's doesn't quite work like that....nooo"<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />...Christian; " Well Son !..You proved me wrong,, Congrats!! You Do Have what it Takes!!<br /><br /><strong>Bincoris</strong><br />If just one child looks up to me and decides to be a hotdog than it's all worth it!<br />Kate don't make me cry my mustard will run.<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />..Okay..so what if I spent a week with the Others,,what?..what are you looking at?<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />..So what happened to Nicki and Paulo?.........What??...Didin't, didn't Artz tell you all about the spiders?,,the Horse spiders and the Bird spiders and the Paralyzing Spiders and the Hot Dog spiders and the...<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />...uuummm..sorry guys,,but it appears to be a side effect of all that EMP..Oh Look! Kate just turned into a bowl of green jello and marshmellows!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />..She tricked ME!!! She must of put something in that Tattoo ink!!!<br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin</strong><br />Hurley was starting to get a little distressed. His dreams were occuring much more often, and getting much more intense.<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Hurley:.." Dude!..I gotta Van,,and alls you'd have to do is lay on top of it and we'd be just like...Oh! Hi Dave!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Ana Lucia:.."Michael you sob!!,,I take it back,, I really ain't done with these guns.. "<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Kate:..." I knew IT!!.. I knew I tasted hotdog and mustard when I kissed You!!!<br /><br /><strong>gretchielost</strong><br />I don't like MUSTARD. Nobody told me that I'd have to wear MUSTARD.<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Ben:.." Now Jack,, consider this carefully,,I'll give you kosher pickle and onions,,if you operate on me..Deal?"<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Locke.."Dam!! I gotta cut out the head goo! "<br />Charlie,," Yeppers!! Time to toss the heroin in the ocean!!"<br /><br /><strong>Bincoris</strong><br />Hey you know what they say about a big hotdog.....<br />A big bun!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Jack.. " don't worry Claire,, its only passed to the male genes...<br />Claire:,," MY BAAAAAAAABEEE!!!"<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />SUN:...' For that,, i mite have taken a pearl necklace!"<br />Jin.."What you say?,,Say that in Korean please!"<br /><br /><strong>Iheartlocke</strong><br />"Bring it on home to Omelettevlle....er...I mean, Schneidersville....- Hey, if Justin Timberlake can do it...."<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Vincent:...Fack you Yoshie!! This one is ALL mine !! slurp!<br /><br /><strong>Iheartlocke</strong><br />"I said I wished for a hamburger! Stupid magic box."<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Smokie.." Hey!! Whats going on here??..Theres only ONE Smokie on this Island ,,and Its ME!!"<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Tree Frog..." Holy Crap! I don't know my own Strength!! "..<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Dharma Shark:..." and I just chose to go Kosher!! Dammm!!"<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Mama Leoni:.." GET THAT GOD DAMNED THING OUTTA MY RESTURANT!!"<br /><br /><strong>Iheartlocke</strong><br />"How do you make a hot dog stand?<br />You steal it's chair!"<br /><badum-bum-ching!><br />" Thanks very much folks, I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses."<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Tom..."Hi!!...slurp.. BTW,, my name is Tom.."<br /><br /><strong>slpy</strong><br />Wow missing, you have a wild imagination (a lot).<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Julie,",Jaaaaack...we know all about you.. Trust me,, its all rite here in front of me..except.. except for one little detail seems to be missing.."<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Naomi:..".Uumm.. Is There somebody else I should give this phone to incase I don't make it??"<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Penelope:...No!,,I'm not going that way.. No,, theres no room in the van..Just no! Okay!!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Mikal..."There is Nothing you could do to make me talk,, I am Russian! I have been in Wars ..I have..Wait, what is this? Okay..I was born in small village outside of Plansk,,,"<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Sayid:... My god,, what have they done to you? I must know.. I must know how they did this to you!!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />President Bush:."..I'd like now, to introduce to you all,, my next nominee to the Supreme Court.."<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />General Admiral: WE have finally caught Osama!! We have him rite here, just as he was, trying to sneek across the Pakistan border!!<br /><br /><strong>slpy</strong><br />This is kind of like "How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?" joke.<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Hillary:..No!.. if nominated and if elected,, I will be my own President..<br /><br /><strong>islandparachute</strong><br />It's a clue!: They're on Coney Island.<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Headline:..Male Domination At Paris Fashion Show...<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Sheriff:..I don't need no Chinese to see it!!,,no sirree!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Little Olde Lady In The Antique Shoppe:...Aaah..just don't wear any red shoes,,you'll be fine,,Okay!!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Jacob..." WTF???...Okay!! You Win!.. I Lose!... I can't compete against that!!..I'M outta here!!!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />..Once Again Jack Triumphs Over Sawyer at The Island Costume Ball....<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Old Man Widmore..." Ooooww,,perhaps I'd better lay off on that MacCutcheon.."<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Dreamy:,,,Yea,, so when you're in Louisianna,,stop on by!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Cappy:..."Hey' didn't I see you at the ball game last nite?"<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />MEL:..." yea..well..just don't forget what happened to the Milk Shake Guy on Reno!!"<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />George:.."go ahead,, i'll eat anything..."<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong><br />Before Dr. Marvin Candle joined the Dharma Initiative, he held many odd jobs. In his first ever flashback episode, Dr. Candle remembers his first job working as an announcer at Coney Island:<br />Takeru Kobayashi: Silly Americans! They got tired of me winning the hot dog eating contest every year, so they've apparently decided to make me eat 6 foot hot dogs to even the odds! I'll teach them to mess with me, I accept this challenge!<br />Marvin Candle: Kabayashi! NO! That's just the mascot! It is imperative that you do not eat him! NNNOOOOOOOOOO!.................Damn it, it looks like have another incident.<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong><br />"No......no onions.....I'll cry"<br /><br /><strong>captainaeon</strong><br />LOL! Jack is a giant weeny!<br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin</strong><br />The dreams kept happening, night after night. Hurley started to wonder if he had a crush on Jack, or if he was just really hungry. Too bad Libby's dead, he thought, I could really use a psychologist about now.<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong><br />Jack: "Sure, the costume fits just fine. But I thought the yellow streak was supposed to go in the back"<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong><br />Jack: "Okay, I'll go with Colonel Mustard, in the Hatch, with the Spatula. Am I right? Did I win the Clugh game?"<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong><br />Jack: "Well, Ben, I thought....um.....you know, when you said you were going to GRILL me, well....I pictured, you know, alot of questions and torture"<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong><br />Locke: "Jack, I said you needed to make yourself AN ETHAN disguise, so you could infiltrate the Others. NOT A NATHAN'S disguise"<br /><br /><strong>Ctrl-Z</strong><br />Jack: "Who knew missing plane could have 63 captions about this?"<br /><br />T<strong>he_Victims</strong><br />Jack: ASK ME ABOUT MY WEEINNNERRRRR!!!!<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong><br />"Jack gives us the Full Monty."<br /><br /><strong>Sawyers_Sidekick</strong><br />Hot Digidy Dog!!<br /><br /><strong>LonesomeRain</strong><br />This is a promo shot<br />Original name for Thru the Looking Glass episode: WACKIKI WABBIT -<br />Locke appears as Bugs Bunny - Yelling from gang plank to ship: "Bon Voyage, good bye, don't forget to write"<br />Jack is hotdog<br />Hurley is Hamburger<br />They are left beind on island<br />they go running off into sunset...<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong><br />Des: "I'll do what I can for ya Jackie, but sooner or later you're going to be eaten alive brotha."<br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong><br />1) I plump when you cook me.<br />2) I'm the hot dog, Juliets' the bun.<br />3) Yeah, that's right..I'm a foot-long wiener!<br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong><br />Did you just squirt mustard on me? Or are you just happy to see me?<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong><br />Sawyer: "Well there'se Doctor Giggles."<br />Jack: "Eat me."<br /><br /><strong>captainaeon</strong><br />Guess no one told Jack Kate's a vegetarian!<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong><br />Jack to Hurley: "You left WHAT in the other teleporter?"<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br />Kate:..." I knew IT!!.. I knew I tasted hotdog and mustard when I kissed You!!!<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong><br /><em>And now, the end is near;<br />And so I face the final curtain.<br />My friend, Ill say it clear,<br />Ill state my case, of which Im certain.<br /><br />Ive lived a life thats full.<br />Ive traveled each and evry highway;<br />And more, much more than this,<br />I did it my way.<br /><br />Regrets, Ive had a few;<br />But then again, too few to mention.<br />I did what I had to do<br />And saw it through without exemption.<br /><br />I planned each charted course;<br />Each careful step along the byway,<br />But more, much more than this,<br />I did it my way.<br /><br />Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew<br />When I bit off more than I could chew.<br />But through it all, when there was doubt,<br />I ate it up and spit it out.<br />I faced it all and I stood tall;<br />And did it my way.<br /><br />Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried.<br />Ive had my fill; my share of losing.<br />And now, as tears subside,<br />I find it all so amusing.<br /><br />To think I did all that;<br />And may I say - not in a shy way,<br />No, oh no not me,<br />I did it my way.<br /><br />For what is a man, what has he got?<br />If not himself, then he has naught.<br />To say the things he truly feels;<br />And not the words of one who kneels.<br />The record shows I took the blows -<br />And did it my way!</em>back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-34839974284244656382007-07-04T10:12:00.000-04:002007-07-04T10:31:58.605-04:00Power Nap Edition<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/white-rabbit381.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/white-rabbit381.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>lostieAR</strong> <br />Locke: I sure could use a black smoke about right now.<br /><br /><strong>General_Board</strong> <br />Jack: Did the earth just move for you too?<br />Locke: Nah. I just blew up another hatch.<br /><br /><strong>LostDUI</strong> <br />He may like to blow up everything, but at least he spoons.<br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br />Locke: Now I know what you mean Jack when you say, *live together/die alone*.<br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br />Locke: My father stoled my kidney, but you Jack, you stoled my heart.<br /><br /><strong>talkswithhands</strong> <br />Locke: Now I know what they mean by coyote ugly! I am willing to gnaw off my own arm before I wake him up. <br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Jack: "Those aren't pillows!"<br /><br /><strong>talkswithhands</strong> <br />Locke: We both know...we're around each other an'...this thing, it grabs hold of us again...in the wrong place...at the wrong time...and we're dead. <br />Jack: I am so tired of you tellin' me about the purge. <br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Jack: "Hey, it happened."<br />Locke: "So, what do we do now?"<br />Jack: "It's time to come out of the hatch."<br /><br /><strong>captainaeon</strong> <br />Locke--'I've never done that before...'<br />Jack--'Hey, baby, once you go Jack, you never go back!'<br /><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong> <br />Spoiler: Season 4 episode 1 title revealed: <br />"Through the Brokeback hatch."<br /><br /><strong>huntsman99</strong> <br />Next time we have a roll in the hay. Let's NOT make it in the hay.<br /><br /><strong>Iheartlocke</strong> <br />Locke: You see that, Jack? A quick romp and a few whispers in the jungle, and then our people turn on us and throw us in the Dharma Pit.<br /><br /><strong>radioactive_4</strong> <br />"I wish I could quit you."<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Jack: " I would have found your hatch sooner if you would have told me it was so close to those two boulders."<br /><br /><strong>Iheartlocke</strong> <br />Breathless Jack: This explains so much...the tension between us, the constant arguing...<br />Locke: Right you are, Jack. Can I just have my hand back?<br />Jack: Only if you stop calling me Helen in the sack!<br /><br /><strong>Lockes_Box</strong> <br />Locke: "Every single second of my pathetic little life is as useless as that button!"<br />Jack: "whew! But you sure do know how to press my buttons, John."<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />Locke: I may not have seen Jacob, but I'm pretty sure I just saw God.<br /><br /><strong>CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts</strong> <br />Locke: I hope you've learned your lesson, Jack. I told you not to tell me who I can't do. <br /><br /><strong>NiceGuy Eddie</strong> <br />Locke:<br />"See, Jack, You're missing the whole point...<br />of me saying I'm thirsty. When I said I was thirsty, it doesn't mean I want a glass of water. If I have a problem, you're not supposed to solve it. You always make the mistake of thinking you can solve someone's problem. It makes you feel omnipotent. See, if I'm thirsty, I don't want<br />a glass of water. I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, 'John, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty.'"<br /><br /><strong>Big_So_and_So</strong> <br />Locke: I'm sorry Jack...I thought you were that wild sow I've been chasing through the woods.<br />Jack: Oink! Oink!<br /><br /><strong>NiceGuy Eddie</strong> <br />Jack: Wow. That was...*wow*. I mean...*WOW!*.<br />John: It just came to me.<br />Jack: I... I've never in my life have... have I.... What was that?<br />John: You mean in the end?<br />Jack: Uh-huh...<br />John: A counter-clockwise swirl.<br /><br /><strong>Iheartlocke</strong> <br />John: I caused the plane to crash, Jack. I was hoping the Dharma Initiative could do the operation and seperate us at last. I'm sick of being a Siamese twin. People think we're freaks.<br />Jack: The correct term is 'co-joined', John. Don't you remember that from medical school?<br /><br /><strong>042078</strong> <br />Willie Nelson comes out of the brush, guitar in hand...<br />"cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other..."<br /><br /><strong>042078</strong> <br />"He lays among us...but he is not one of us"<br /><br /><strong>captainaeon </strong> <br /><em>Jocke...</em> <br /><br /><strong>captainaeon </strong><br />Locke--'It's nice to know I'm not the only one on the island who wears ladies' undergarments...'<br />Jack--(giggles like a little girl)<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Damon and Carlton: Wake those two bums up,<br />we're getting set to film season four!!!!!!<br /><br /><strong>LeighB04</strong> <br />Jocke: It moved.<br /><br /><strong>justacoolguy36</strong> <br />are you sure you dont have a little doctor in you?<br />. . . . would you like to?<br /><br /><strong>silverhalo1217</strong> <br />"You're right. It was much hotter when it was Kate & Juliet in the mud."<br /><br /><strong>zenmaster5280</strong> <br />Unable to find prozac in the med stash to help Locke cope, Jack prescribes Spooning with Strangers, with the precaution "No humPing allowed." <br /><br /><strong>BulletProofBreast </strong> <br />Locke: Did we just...?<br />Jack: Yeah.<br />Locke: You and I...we....<br />Jack: Yeah.<br />Locke: ...we must be cowboys cuz we have huge...daddy issues!<br />Jack: Hey, you called ME daddy...<br /><br /><strong>justacoolguy36</strong> <br />Jack: and this is the scene where the two headed opera singer dies . . . <br />Jack always did want to write his own play<br /><br /><strong>BulletProofBreast</strong> <br />Jack: we still need one more person to act out the three headed knight bit from The Holy Grail!!<br />Locke: I'm not THAT big a geek.back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454316508533367465.post-62175109738235094142007-07-04T09:40:00.000-04:002007-07-04T10:08:42.269-04:00What Kate Cooked Edition<a href="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/normal_ido-cap0424.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/back_gammon/normal_ido-cap0424.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />"Hey Mike, tell Greg, Marcia, Jan, Peter, Bobby and Cindy to get washed up. Tell Alice to make sure the house is clean. I'm bringing a guest home for dinner. Yep. Uh-huh...his name is Charlie. If Marcia liked Davy Jones, then she'll Loo-ove Charlie. And, Mike, I hope you won't be mad but I've dyed my hair. I'm a brunette now....."<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />"....oh, and Mike, I've taken some steroids. So Wesson oil night is going to be even more fun now. I've got Wesson-ality"<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong> <br />...Hello...Jack?..What?..so what if he died..I don't even know who he is..and who are you and how do you know me?..what Island?...What are you talking about?..The Future?....Yea rite,,you must be on drugs!!..Good bye!..what!! How did you know my last name? What the hell is goin on here?<br /><br /><strong>grannieindisguise</strong> <br />Sarah Connor does Taco Night. <br />(look at those deltoids!)<br /><br /><strong>silverhalo1217</strong> <br />"thanks for calling Livelinks."<br /><br /><strong>Iheartlocke</strong> <br />What? I'm just down at the local Stepford market with all the other wives....why?<br /><br /><strong>Iheartlocke</strong> <br />"John, we've talked about this. I like you and I've enjoyed talking with you these past few months. I'm not allowed to meet customers. ....John, if we talk any longer, I'm going to have to charge you for another hour. That's another 89.95.....I can't go on a trip with you, John!! This isn't normal. Maybe you should find a therapist! Stop calling me Helen!!!"<br /><br /><strong>talkswithhands</strong> <br />Please can you explain it one more time....is it chicken or is it fish? I mean, it says "Chicken of the Sea..."<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong> <br />Hello..Hi!..Oh just enjoying the reflection of my muscles off the freezer doors..god I'm HOT!<br /><br /><strong>huntsman99</strong> <br />I know Hurley's coming to dinner. I finally found a store that carries Dharma ranch dressing.<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong> <br />" Yea,,then he asked me if anybody ever told me I looked like Evangeline Lilly, and I said, Who?..hehehehe,,then he asked if I ever watched Lost,,and I said,,What?,,hahahaha,,but he was sooo Hoooot!!<br /><br /><strong>FrontRowFlurry</strong> <br />OMG......you'll never believe this .............they have brands they are NOT dharma ......... yipee<br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong> <br />..Hello..Hi Dear..yea, shopping...I was thinking,,naa..naaa..no, i was thinking,,,no,,no dear,,Listen how many times do I have to tell you..I DON'T DO TACOS!!"<br /><br /><strong>Essence_Of_Holifyre</strong> <br />I have $10 on the fact that Locke is a GunSlinger.<br /><br /><strong>rememberGoodwin</strong> <br />Voice on the phone: Hey, Evie, Carlton here. I know you're out running errands, just wanted to let you know that in season 4 we need to bump up the romantic stuuf, so you'll be rolling around half naked with Josh a lot. And maybe Matt too. And maybe an affair with Daniel. Making out with all these guys won't be a problem, will it? <br /><br /><strong>MissingPlane</strong> <br />Voice on The Store's Intercom..".Evangeline Lilly in aisle 5..Evangeline LILLY IN AISLE 5!!,,OMG OMG EVANGELINE LILLY IN AISLE 5!!!!"<br />Evie.."Hello Carlton..You didn't tell me it was goin to be like this.."<br /><br /><strong>not_onboard</strong> <br />Voice on phone: Sweetie, don't forget the dynomite!<br /><br /><strong>back_gammon</strong> <br />Kate: What? No way! I have to cook?! I thought the Iron Chef was a body-building contest?! <br /><br /><strong>captainaeon</strong> <br />...Today's Iron Chef secret ingredient...<br />WILD BOAR!!!<br /><br /><strong>LIONARTist</strong> <br />Kate: "Listen, all I am saying is....give peas a chance"<br /><br /><strong>captainaeon</strong> <br />Kate--'You know those annoying people who walk around the supermaket talking on their cell phones? Now I'm one of them!'<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />Kate: "This is great!!! Since I've been cooking for Hurley, my fuel perks are at 75 cents a gallon."<br /><br /><strong>LostinLost111</strong> <br />im naked under my clothes and you dont get to see it, na na na na boo boo...and i got bananas, na na na na boo boo...<br /><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong> <br />Phone Voice: "Do you like scary movies Kate?"<br />Kate: "Ben, is that you???"<br /><br /><strong>Action_Potential</strong> <br />Phone Voice: I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what? You got knocked up. You should probably get out of news.<br />Kate: Who is this?<br />Phone Voice: This is Dr. Chim.... Dr. Chim Richalds.<br />Kate: Jack, is this you?<br />Jack: I'm a professional doctor. You saw me. You don't remember? We... you should move. Get out of the business.<br />Kate: This is pathetic.<br />Jack: You're pathetic.<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada</strong> <br />Kate: "You don't think I got these guns eatn' sprouts and tofu, do ya?"<br /><br /><strong>llanoestacada </strong> <br />Kate: "Honey, what isle did you say the HGH is on?"<br /><br /><strong>MingoLeger </strong> <br />Kate: Burning houses? Letting your husband die? Sleeping with the lawn boy? Is that the best you guys can come up with? Let me tell you what I'VE done lately, then we will see who is the Queen of Wisteria Lane!<br /><br /><strong>hatch_n_sniff</strong> <br />"Yes, this is Samantha Stevens. Who did I like best? Definitely the old Darren."<br /><br /><strong>gretchielost</strong> <br />Kate: Greg, stop telling Bobby to shut up. That is a bad thing to say.<br />*a Very Lost Brady Movie*<br /><br /><strong>darien_ambrose</strong> <br />*Thinks to herself: hmm, raw spinach really pumps up my guns* <br />*Then speaks into phone: Rachel? ...uh, yeah...I'm just calling to let you know that you and Giada better look out..Food Network here I come!*back_gammonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14451548657665179875noreply@blogger.com0